So your ultimate fantasies involve incest? Ohhhhh kay.
Thats exactly right because no one can have a strong sex drive and a decent imagination and still be able to interact with people.
I never thought I’d be writing to this thread. But recently I was on a trans-Atlantic flight and I realized the attractive woman across the aisle was supermodel Naomi Campbell…
Not ultimate fantasy, just something I haven’t done. Also, who said they even had to touch each other?
A brother of a friend said he had to move out of his apartment because his roommate was friends with a set of male twins and when they would come over they would pester him into having a 3-way with them even though they knew he wasn’t gay.
I don’t have a list.
Consider the originator of the thread.
…who was berating and throwing her cell phone at her Asian assistant. Before I knew it, the three of us were in the First Class lavatory…
You’re Hitler?
Noted. But others have posted too.
Technically, that would be called twincest, assuming they didn’t restrict themselves to activities with the unrelated party.
My lottery winnings are going straight to Neve Campbell and Denise Richards for a private remake of Wild Things.
Mr. Damon will not be invited, thought Mrs. Ducati has mentioned a strong penchant for some Bacon…
We’ve done pretty much everything else we can think of.
I’ll have you know that all jokes I post are developed by certified humor professionals and tested to ensure they are in full premise compliance.
Naomi Campbell is of Jamaican and Chinese ancestry.
I’ve actually read that safe, sane, and consentual incest fantasies are common amongst only children, especially same-age fantasies (you know, brothers and sisters). Because only children can’t really conceive of the visceral disgust that lies in sleeping with your sibling.
Just something I’ve read.
Ah, I see why the kitten’s in danger then.
So you’re saying that **tdn **and **Antinor01 ** are best off looking for underage twins to fulfill this fantasy?
I dont have a list but I would definitely do a little person. Its not like Im looking or anything but if a dwarf woman offered Id definitely do it though dwarfs arent particularly sexy. I mentioned this to the guys at work and they looked at me like I had two heads. You just have to do it.
Why do you climb the mountain? Because its there.
I have no person list, but recently on a European trip I told my wife that I would greatly appreciate it if we could arrange to “celebrate” when in Athens, Istanbul, and Rome.
Mission accomplished.
Like someone else already said - Not a who to do list, but yes to a what to do list. Even in my younger days I never had a “who to do list.” It took me a while to find him, I’m almost 50, but I am now lucky enough to have a boyfriend who is as sexually adventurous as I am. We often talk about what we want to try next. Communicating about your desires is the key to great sex. Argh!! I wish he was here!
& here I thought “threesome” involved the number of people involved, not the number of fantasies involved.
Don’t get your sexual To-Do list mixed up with your Grocery List. That can get awkward.
(“Salmon and hummus? Hmmm.”)