You tease. That’s not even a link.
I feel cheated out of an orgasm.
Pffft!
Pffft! I say!
My twins are spoon fed every meal.
They relieve themselves at will in their undergarments and obedient servants (me and my wife) clean their nether regions with the greatest of care.
They do not perform menial tasks like bathing themselves but soak lazily in warm water while we wash them.
They have no need of work or money – they do not in fact even know these things exist!
OK – so they’re only 9 months old but when they hit one, those bums are getting’ jobs! 