As far as I know, Bill Gates is the worlds richest man, but I can’t see him walking on rose petals on the way to the john, having his ass wiped by his personal ass-wiper using silf sheets, before having his teeth cleaned by his personal… you get the idea. Who lives a lifestyle like this, if anyone? Who has the most servants? Inspired by Eddie Murphy in Coming to America… you know, gold hairdryers and such. Feel free to move this to IMHO or MPSIMS is it’s too frivolous for GD.
As a wild guess, I would think the sultan of Brunai is up there (I probably misspelled that). I recall stories of him taking groups of his wives shopping for jewelry at stores where the price starts at 25K. He also was one the 5 richest men in the world a few years back, haven’t checked his standing in a long time.
my first double post!!
Prince Charles, heir to the throne of England, has a valet to (amongst other things) squeeze toothpaste onto his toothbrush.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/print/0,3858,4548356-103573,00.html
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I’m pretty sure I do. My cubicle has electric lighting, and I have my own tea set. Oh, and there’s a pear.
Bosh, my good fellow. I don’t mean to make myself out a braggart, but I am wearing brand new shoes.
Please, Cluricaun…maintain your station. Not only amI wearing new shoes, but my wife placed them on my feet!
Ed. Note. This may have to do with the fact that I’m still not sure how to tie them, but I view this as a mark of privilege, and not incompetence!
Um…really meant that to be in a Smaller font…not Billboard-style.
Bah! I am using a spoon to eat my yogurt, and when I am done…I shall throw the spoon away! Top that!
Okay, so it’s a plastic spoon. But I have to start somewhere!
I have decorated my office with 12 - count’em - twelve Da Vinci’s.
Does it really matter that they are in a calendar?
S’ok. Seems somehow more poignant that way.
Please tell me I’m not the only putz who tried to click that to see an image of a tea set.
You are not alone. I still want to see it.
Here at Chateau Ujest, we use cushy toilet paper.
I personally think my cats have you all beat. They do not toil, nor do they spin, yet they have their own suite complete with sofa, recliner, carpeted shelves at the windows and just below ceiling level, and an antique crib. In addition to their own personal handmaiden to see to their every desire. The manservant has catnip under a growlight for their pleasure.
The tea set (not including matching cup and saucer). Bask in the opulence!
If that valet makes more than minimum wage, he’s got the cushiest job in the world.
“Well, toothpaste is done; time to do the crossword for the rest of the day.”
Bah. Behold my tea set. You must acknowledge my unparalleled life of opulence!