This line of thinking was brought up in the other gun thread going on right now, and called a hijack, but I want to talk about it.
I’ve been thinking about guns lately. I never really questioned the 2nd Amendment too much. It’s a right we enjoy, right? My dad had tons of guns when I was growing up. He took me shooting plenty of times, even when I was very young. He had a couple guns that he designated “mine” from a very early age (though AFAIK he still has them; I’ve never claimed them.) I even went hunting with him at least once that I recall-- though we didn’t so much as see anything bigger than a sparrow. So I know about guns. Gun safety was a required course at my middle school. I’m not one of these big city librul turds who never examined the other side of the issue.
But lately, I’ve been thinking, how far do my rights go? Where’s the support for my right to not get shot by a burgler, or a road-raging soccer mom, or any other random asshole who’s had a major gun-on ever since he saw True Grit?
On Super Bowl Sunday my mom and I went to the grocery store to get some last minute supplies. As we were getting out of the car, a guy comes plowing into the parking lot in what can only be described as a Monster Truck, drives right over a median, tires screeching, and double parks a few spaces away from us. I’m not making this up for rhetorical effect. This actually happened. It looked like something out of an '80s movie. The guy got out, he was probably 5’1, with a shaved head, a mean look on his face, a very bad case of ILS*, and a rather large handgun strapped to his waist. I was reluctant to even go into the store at this point, for fear that someone would look at him cross-eyed and he’d start blowing holes in them, but I didn’t want to look like a pussy. Luckily, nothing happened.
But what was the hand gun for?
What was the status of hand guns during the authoring of the Bill of Rights? I know they existed, because of the Got Milk? duel, but could they hold 17 rounds? Were they so accurate, and widespread, and was ammo so cheap? Were they semi-automatic? Was there ever any purpose for them other than to kill a human being?
I won’t pretend to be unbiased. I’ve come to a point in my life where I hate guns. My hate for them burns with the fire of a thousand suns. As far as I’ve been able to figure, they are only instruments of war and destruction and death. Hand guns, especially, seem to be manufactured for the sole purpose of ending human life.
I see the desire to have them for hunting, but I call bullshit. Pointing a gun at an animal and pulling the trigger is not manly, it’s not tough, it’s not even fair. If you want to be a rugged man and get back to nature, get a spear, or a bow, or better yet build one, and do it like our ancestors did for untold thousands of years.
Now, I come to the flip side. I don’t want to live in a society where the authority has all the firepower. Even though the effectively do already, the thought still makes me uncomfortable. It seems like an official sanctioning of Might Makes Right, and I’m not ok with that.
So that leaves me in a weird position. I hate these things, and I wish they didn’t exist-- they’ve done nothing but contribute to death and sorrow in the world . . . but I don’t think I want them outlawed.
Imagine guns were invented tomorrow. Would you be ok with them being legal?
Maybe I want hand guns outlawed.
I’m not real sure where I’m at right now.
*Invisible Lat Syndrome. It’s where your arms puff out as if your massive lat muscles were crowding them away from your body, except you don’t actually have massive lat muscles.