I’m going to say Martin Short. Paul Rubens (AKA Peewee Herman) is a close second.
I nominate Wil Wheaton.
Michael Jackson
It is important to pick a name that would actually do it. I don’t think Spacey will do a tv movie for something like this.
David Hyde Pierce, on the other hand, would be perfect.
Naw. Not creepy enough.
Nah. Playing something like this could end his career.
Wait a minute…
Bingo.
Morrissey, if you starved him for a while first.
Giovanni Ribisi
I’d go with Pee Wee over Martin Short, but both would be good. I think Pee Wee already has a good selection of those pervo-perp trousers whose tops come up to the armpits.
Samuel L. Jackson.
I was motherfuckin’ THERE when she motherfuckin’ DIED.
Adrien Brody
This thread wasn’t closed when Kevin Spacey was mentioned?
YEAH, she deserved to die…and I HOPE she burns in HELL!