Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?

Zette wanted to have fun by saying:

So, the answer is Cyndi Lauper did when she sang about female masturbation.

And, to greatly annoy Nick and make him puke all over me (before this can be moved to MPSIMS)…

HIJAK!!

Name your favorite masturbation song (I mean, songs about masturbation… I don’t want to know the other stuff).

Peace.