So, more to clear the disgusting stench of the NFL out of my mouth than anything, I decided to record the Daytona 500 and watch as much as I could.
Here’s what I recall:
- An extremely crowded and busy pit row.
- Some prerace interviews.
- An ungodly amount of airtime given to the orange POS-in-Chief.
- A level of armed forces worship that Robert McNamara would’ve found excessive. (I think this was when they played the National Human Rain Delay; I wasn’t paying attention.)
- Some talk about setups.
- A whole bunch of parade laps featuring even more freakishly long face time given to our national disgrace.
- The start of the race, featuring big single file line of cars going in
circlestri ovals! Tri ovals! - A stoppage for some reason after 30 minutes (I didn’t see a red flag) due to…rain, I guess?..which, of course, is always the cue for the announcers to blah bleh blah bleh blah bleh blah, and that’s when I had enough and deleted the recording.
I dunno…I remember this sport being more fun in the past, even if the tracks weren’t any more exciting than they are now. I don’t like that any bit of rain brings the action to a dead halt. In F1 they just switch to the bad weather tires and play on. If you haven’t noticed, global climate change is making things really dicey, and you can’t count on a full day of sunshine whenever you want it. More than that, though, I miss the presence of a big superstar who really raises the bar and makes a run at the record books. I’ve made it no secret that it was none other than Bill Elliott who got me into the sport in the first place, and I’ve never been a bigger fan than during the heyday of Jeff Gordon. Yeah yeah, dues, hot wife, ego, blargle blargle, but admit it, even for hardcore fans it was fun having a villain to root against.
Now it’s looks like a morass, with the Chase and playoffs and segmented races and confetti flags and overtimes, either solutions to nonexistent problems or doomed attempts to appeal to fans who’ll never give this the time of day. Meanwhile the bizarre morality about when it is/isn’t okay to wreck another driver grows ever more byzantine, invariably leading to ugly clashes. Even ESPN doesn’t seem to care much anymore.
Anyone here know anyone who still follows this league?