Wow. You take a five-hour hike and the whole world completely missed the “drama monarch contest” and cared not a whit about it.
I am well aware of my own obscurity but I really don’t know who you are either.
I don’t wish anyone to leave this place even for those who have treated me unkindly or unfairly.
I think there is a discussion on nihilism going on somewhere around here. I remember telling to myself that I don’t matter several years ago. The words sounded too harsh at first, but then I repeated them a couple of times and enjoyed the way my inflated ego got purged from my body because I suddenly and unexpectedly felt somehow healed although I had never felt ailing before. Maybe it was a psychological experiment or maybe it was an epiphany, like a religious experience or something. I don’t know. What I know, for instance, is that nobody cares whether I leave or continue to post here. Including myself.
This post from another thread seems strangely appropriate.
P.s. - In order to see what the whole hubbub was about I clicked on View All Posts By Scumpup, which is how I found that one.
Who the fuck are you?
I don’t understand why all these other people are being such assholes. I’ll gladly pay you cash to go away.
I think the original post sums up the mindset of a troll more succinctly than anything I’ve ever seen.
Pay, no. But I’ll trade you straight-up for that guy who always won at gambling and dropped his prescription meds or something - forgot his name but found him entertaining. Or maybe even the pyramid guy.
Five American cents, and since when have I ever pretended to be a good person?
On a related note, I’m looking for someone to pay me money, in exchange for me having more money.
I don’t know this guy but feel kinda bad for him. There’s a sad, desperate loneliness to this post with a soupçon of narcissism.
Existentialism: Not Just For College Freshmen Any More.
I use principles of existentialist therapy in my practice every day. The most beautiful and freeing idea I ever got my head around was “I deserve nothing and I am going to die.”
I do have to be careful how I present that to someone with suicidality, mind.
I just clicked on this post to see if there was some information about who you are. Hoped there would at least be some links to interesting weird/dumb/insane posts. But no.
Much disappoint.
I see you’ve been here since 2003, but I don’t ever recall seeing you post before.
And people say this board is getting too small. 
If it helps, I do know who you are. You do often come off as an asshole, but I still don’t care if you stay or if you go. Good Luck.
Well I remember seeing some of your posts and I’m a fucking moron, so either there are a lot of disingenuous vipers posting in this thread or maybe I’m on the upper end of the intelligence spectrum on this board (the best money is on the viper option).
Stay or go? It’s your call, but if you feel unwelcome why would you want to keep posting? The Pit brings out the worst in people, so maybe stay out of here most of the time, and expect the worst when you wander in.
Scumpup is not a name that means a thing.
(I guess I could assume he loves the Trump.)
The Hurricane, Scumpup and Whats-his-name:
Is this their goal? Be paid to leave the stump?
I’d pay to laugh! They’re cheaper than a whore!
Confused I.Q. arithmetic mistake:
Four score times three might sum to bigly score;
But morons three do not a genius make.
About tree fiddy
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
You’re as boring and unremarkable as any other troll, so no.
I’m familiar with the name.
It’s a dog thing.