Who wants me to go away?

[Riemann]

If this was a flounce and he sticks it I will have give him some respect for novel and entertaining technique.

But more likely just a long hangover, unfortunately.

[k9bfriender]

@Riemann

If this was a flounce and he sticks it I will have give him some respect for novel and entertaining technique.

But more likely just a long hangover, unfortunately.

So, are you saying that we should contribute some beer money?

[Stranger_On_A_Train]

@k9bfriender

So, are you saying that we should contribute some beer money?

I have a case-1 of Bud Lite Lime sitting under my sink that someone brought over and left like a fucking asshole. I’ve been saving it for some special occasion where I needed to throw cans of beer at something but don’t want to waste drinkable beer, but I’ll donate it to the cause if that will help.

Stranger

[What_Exit]

@Stranger_On_A_Train

I have a case-1 of Bud Lite Lime sitting under my sink … but I’ll donate it to the cause if that will help.

Oh come on, Scumpup isn’t that bad. I mean Bud Lite Lime just seems cruel.

[Colibri]

@Riemann

If this was a flounce and he sticks it I will have give him some respect for novel and entertaining technique.

If he wanted to complete the troll he should post once to claim he’s received $10,000 to go away and then never post again. (Of course, no one would believe him.)

[zoid]

@What_Exit

Oh come on, Scumpup isn’t that bad. I mean Bud Lite Lime just seems cruel.

We’re just gonna throw it at him, it’s not like we’re gonna make him drink it

[What_Exit]

@zoid

We’re just gonna throw it at him, it’s not like we’re gonna make him drink it

Oh, OK, carry on then.

[Stranger_On_A_Train]

@zoid

We’re just gonna throw it at him, it’s not like we’re gonna make him drink it

Speak for yourself. I was thinking of waterboarding him with it except I don’t want to get that shit on me. It’s like the bastard child of Sprite and HTP.

Stranger

[Scumpup]

'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday.

[kayT]

You still here?

[Inigo_Montoya]

Dunno what you were expecting, bro–The Pit is not exactly the most productive place for a pity party. Too easy to, well, you saw what happened. But yeah man, stick around, chill out a bit, keep the temper in check and try not to engage the humorless nappy sniffers on the board.

[Stranger_On_A_Train]

@Scumpup

'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday.

It’s like a game of Mafia where we all lose and the scum admits to being an inveterate troll.

Stranger

[Czarcasm]

@Scumpup

'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday.

Like you wouldn’t take the money and come back the next day as a sock.
edited to add: And we DID come to a consensus.

You’re an idiot.

[Colibri]

@Scumpup

'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday.

Mine wasn’t snark. I honestly find you pitiable in your desperation for any kind of attention. If you choose to make yourself an object of derision, that’s up to you.

[begbert2]

@Scumpup

'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday.

Why on earth should any sane person give you money to do, well, anything? Presuming somebody really didn’t like you, Ignore is free.

Asking for money for it sounded really, really stupid. And it still does. Good lord, what a preteen whiny attention-wanting thing. Pathetic.

[zoid]

@Scumpup

'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday.

That’ll show 'em. When someone calls you out for being an asshole the only thing to do is double down and be an even bigger asshole.

[naita]

@Scumpup

Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday.

Yeah. That’s not how the world works. But nice of you to tattoo “dumbass” on your forehead. I’m impressed it didn’t end up mirrored.

[Alessan]

@Scumpup

Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday.

*And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we’ve proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.
*

[wolfpup]

@Scumpup

'Kay. I gave y’all a couple weeks to reach a consensus. Instead, you chose to indulge in what you, no doubt, believed to be some first class snark. Since nobody is ponying up any cash, I will continue to post here as it suits me to do so. Tardgasm and Colibri have nothing other than cheapness to blame every time I post something that they don’t like from now til doomsday.

Thanks for the notice. Added to my “ignore” list from now on. Post away.

Edit: Done. Nice to see:
This message is hidden because Scumpup is on your ignore list.

[Little_Nemo]

@Czarcasm

Like you wouldn’t take the money and come back the next day as a sock.
edited to add: And we DID come to a consensus.

You’re an idiot.

But we’ve now established he’s a worthless idiot.