Who wants me to go away?

[digs]

@madmonk28

Usually, I just read the responses and don’t even look at a name…

Same here.

Apologies to anyone here who’s trying to “build an online persona” on this board… all that labor is lost on me (and many others, it sounds like).
So, yeah, Scummypuppy or whatever your handle is, just go (if you haven’t already). If it’s any consolation, two or three people here might notice.

[Ludovic]

@wolfpup

Oh, WTF, I’ll play. I recognize the OP as a useless shitstain but care so little that I can’t even be bothered to put it on “ignore”, though I probably will if it hangs around much longer.

This. And I even have a large ignore list (although the vast majority are probably trocks, so represent only a handful of repeat offenders).

[septimus]

Add me to those who have trouble remembering more than two dozen Dopers or so. (I even had Starving Artist and Waldo Pepper conflated despite that their names and opinions are quite different! :smack: I think they may have both been AGW contrarians in a long-ago thread.)

I did vaguely recall that scumpup had scummy political ideas — but only because his username made that mnemonic easy!

@Colibri

I think we could solve all the Board’s financial problems by auctioning off banning rigths…

Or say that paid-up Members cannot be BANNED without being democratically voted off the island. Sign me up!

[lorene]

@Scumpup

What is it worth to you? We have a precedent at this board of people being paid to go away. How much will you pony up to not have me pointing and laughing as you pretend to be good people?

I don’t think that one incident really counts as a precedent.

[Stranger_On_A_Train]

It looks like Scumpup went away without anyone paying him anything.

Stranger

[MEBuckner]

Huh.

You know, there’s nothing I like better after a hard day’s work declawing cats than to go out to a nice restaurant, eat a hearty meal, and then not tip. Unless the waitress is really hot, in which case I tip–but only if she gives me really good service, if you know what I mean. (“Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.”)

[Riemann]

@MEBuckner

You know, there’s nothing I like better after a hard day’s work declawing cats than to go out to a nice restaurant, eat a hearty meal, and then not tip. Unless the waitress is really hot, in which case I tip–but only if she gives me really good service, if you know what I mean. (“Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.”)

I have a serious problem with this post. You’re violating the well established rule that you can’t talk about cats without providing pictures.

[k9bfriender]

Maybe the OP won’t be back, but if he is, I do have some advice.

If he wants money in exchange for not being here, might I suggest he gets a job?

[Ambivalid]

Not to further push the issue but the thing is, when the context is reminding a poster of a long past comment that casts their current stance in a uncredible/hypocritical light, the board’s memory of which poster made which comment can border on savant levels of accuracy.

[Riemann]

@Ambivalid

Not to further push the issue but the thing is, when the context is reminding a poster of a long past comment that casts their current stance in a uncredible/hypocritical light, the board’s memory of which poster made which comment can border on savant levels of accuracy.

In my experience, you should replace “savant” with “wife” as the IRL reference standard for quoting dumb things you said 10 years ago.

[septimus]

@MEBuckner

You know, there’s nothing I like better after a hard day’s work declawing cats than to go out to a nice restaurant, eat a hearty meal, and then not tip. Unless the waitress is really hot, in which case I tip–but only if she gives me really good service, if you know what I mean. (“Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.”)

You and Mr. Pink. (Yeah, I know you’ve all seen this scene eleven times by now, but it’s a great scene — watch it a 12th time!)

[Riemann]

@septimus

You and Mr. Pink. (Yeah, I know you’ve all seen this scene eleven times by now, but it’s a great scene — watch it a 12th time!)

Jeez, that makes me feel old - it doesn’t seem that long since I watched it in a movie theater, but Steve Buscemi is so young that he still looks like a member of Homo sapiens.

[MEBuckner]

@Riemann

Jeez, that makes me feel old - it doesn’t seem that long since I watched it in a movie theater, but Steve Buscemi is so young that he still looks like a member of Homo sapiens.

…He should do something about those eyebrows though.

[Chisquirrel]

Grandpa always said, “Don’t go away mad. Just go away.”

[pohjonen]

@MEBuckner

Huh.

You know, there’s nothing I like better after a hard day’s work declawing cats than to go out to a nice restaurant, eat a hearty meal, and then not tip. Unless the waitress is really hot, in which case I tip–but only if she gives me really good service, if you know what I mean. (“Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.”)

I hope you found time to squeeze in a couple of circumcisions.

[ioioio]

Wait . . . you forgot your ball.

[Superdude]

@ioioio

Wait . . . you forgot your ball.

Fortuitously, that joke works with both the OP and the post immediately preceding yours (in a Doctor Moreau kind of way)

[Guest-starring_Id]

Maybe a different solution is the OP leaves and pays me at least $80 or $90 for the privilege.
I see that as the only fair option at this point - maybe I should pm him.
Actually I think I should increase that to about $650 - still doable.

[Little_Nemo]

@Guest-starring_Id

Maybe a different solution is the OP leaves and pays me at least $80 or $90 for the privilege.

Hey, Scumpup, don’t take this offer. I’ll only charge you sixty dollars to let you leave.

[digs]

Yanno, the OP was ScummyPlop’s last post…

I’m getting my hopes up…