Who Wants to Be a Litigator!?

The latest in the neverending series of stupid lawsuits:

A guy gets drunk, climbs up a transformer, and gets shocked by 13,000 volts, yet, amazingly, survives to waste yet more tax money in yet another moronic lawsuit! He, of course, is suing the bars and stores that sold him the alcohol:
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000303/od/drunk_1.html

How does one “slip” into a “fenced, gated and locked” substation?