I know this sounds silly…but if there was a god…who was his father?
I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar
First YOU have to say who was his mother, then we can get around to paternity.
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Marlon Brando. 
Chaim Mattis Keller
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“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
Lord Krishna was the son of Vasudeva.
ROFL, CM!
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Madre de Dios!!! What a tough question!!
God’s father is the Unmoved Mover.
That is to say, it’s turtles all the way down.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
Great Cthulhu begat itself from raw chaos.
(just giving equal time, Jacques)
Duh.
The real answer is:
**GALACTUS, Devourer of Worlds! **
Got any more easy ones? g
-sb
“This is going to take a special blend of psychology and extreme violence.”
His mother was Mary; y’know “Mary, Mother of God.”
Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.
God does not need a father or a mother, he has always been.
Jeffery
A teensy nit, Jeffery. He always is.
“Before Abraham was, I am.” — Jesus
Jeffery, Lib., Andros…beautiful! Opal, I hereby nominate Lib. for Best Nitpick Generator in the 2000 awards cycle!
Folks, you are not supposed to believe that the universe always existed.
You ARE supposed to believe that the magic genie that created it always existed.
Religion explains everything, right?
If Galactus is God’s father, then is Silver Surfer really God?
Is anything truly artificial? Man was produced by nature, so the things man makes are just as natural as nature making man. Because men are different from other organisms and we can harm other organisms by accident we think of ourselves as different from them and we beleive the things we make are artificial while the things say, a colony of ants, or a volconoe produces are natural. Everything man does is natural and everything that happens to the enviornment because of man is natural as well. Man cannot destroy the world, nothing can. No matter how badly you poison the earth with radiation and pollution it is all natural, and life will go on. All men think of nuclear winter as the end of the earth, but nothin could be farther from the truth. Millions of years ago when plants began emitting oxygen it acted as a poison to all organisms aroun it, but things learned to sue this poison oxygen as a source of energy, things like man. So you see even if man “destroys the world” it only means that all humans will die and different kinds of life will thrive.
Poly
Actually, I don’t think Lib is an abbreviation. It is more along the lines of Chris for Christopher, or Sam for Samuel.
For the record, I was out of town while God was being conceived, and besides I had my tasties ripped off years ago in a horrible, horrible incident involving Rock-'em, Sock-'em Robots.
It’s none of your damn business!