Patricia Clarkson.
My girlfriend (she’s a few hundred miles from me at the moment).
Yes, I know that’s boring. I’m home on a Friday night, I’m boring at the moment, deal with it. 
(Though, to be fair, I just read the menage a trois thread, so I was ALSO fantasizing about one of her friends…)
The poster above me.
Just kidding. It was actually about this Japanese girl who I am penpals with. We met face-to-face two days ago and I had a great time. I think she did too. Right now we’re just friends, but I had some fun fantasies afterward /blush.
Clive Owen. And Mike Rowe. Both making me feel like a goddess.
Now where’s that Hitachi Magic wand…
My best galpal.
I just mailed you my resume. Thanks.
Jennifer Connelly. Ever since she appeared in Labyrinth (she is my age, pervs) up until today.
The living one.
If sex dreams count, then my husband. As soon as I woke up, I went and got him to act out the dream.
On a related note, who’s the last real person you fantasized about eating Doritos with?
What happened today? Do you not like her anymore or am I misreading?
I suppose he meant “up until today, inclusive”.
Someone halfway in between Mike Rowe and Titus Pullo from Rome.
Hey. Mike’s in this thread twice.
Huh? They make remote-controlled panties now?
…
Do they make just the remote? I could walk around with one of those and see who’s wearing. 
[hijack]
Why are you so far awayyyy from me?
I need help and you’re way acrosssss the sea
I could never touch you
I think it would be wrooooong
But I’ve got your letter, You’ve got my song…
[/hijack]
This totally hot guy that I’ve been exchanging glances with at work. I think he’s about 26. heh.
Hmmm… My longtime friend-since-college and on-and-off “interest” F.L. ; and A.R., our recently-departed half-my-age and quite Beyoncéish intern.
And thanks to you all, now I’ve just thought about involving them both simultaneously. Way to go, guys. That’s an image I’m gonna have to dwell upon for a while…
David Tennant, but only as Doctor Who. 
Oh, and since Mike Rowe was mentioned twice in this thread, he joined the party.
Did anyone else see Jon Stewart interview Mike Rowe? What a Manwich!
Gina Gershon.
Rrrrrrooowwwwww…