Who was the worst troll on this site?

Who inspired your trolling?

I don’t think that lekatt was ever truly trolling but his habit of arguing vagaries and passive-aggressive insults to anyone with a slight bit of rational thought sure seemed like it at times.

We need to define terms here. Was Umkay one of the best or one of the worst?

From Transylvaniaaaaaaa-huh-huh.

She never admitted it. You have.

How about SmashTheState

Who could forget the classic Ask the organizer of the Ottawa Panhandlers’ Union

That dude who was in love with the pajama-pants-wearing girl was a hum-dinger. Roped a lot of people in with that yarn.

“My 15 year plan to become a retail manager and afford a free girl is going great because God provides me with escorts”

Surely it was WallyM7. The bad-tempered plagiarist who faked his own death.

Allegedly.

Who started that ‘babby’ thread? I think that was another one. My money is still on Umkay, tho.

I thought “babby” was a Yahoo Questions thing…

A lot of posters think that broader internet phenomena originate here.

My money is on umkay, but I’ve only been here five years. Her three threads really hooked me. High drama, for a while there.

Chronologically…
2012-05-18 Should I date a devoté?http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15078961#post15078961
2012-05-19 Ask the Girl in the Wheelchairhttp://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15080292#post15080292
2012-06-22 the FUCK?!http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15197821#post15197821
Then on…
2012-06-25 TubaDiva reported her banned; Umkay has been banned.http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15205381#post15205381
Other umkay-related threads:
2012-06-22 Umkay has passed [Not true]http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15195883#post15195883
2012-06-23 I Pit NotOkay for convincing the entire board umkay had died!http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15198200#post15198200
2012-06-24 How long will it take for umkay to be banned?http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15203854#post15203854
2012-06-26 A gift for people mourning over umkayhttp://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15208844#post15208844
2012-06-27 Not to beat a dead horse but a curious question about Umkay.http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15214870#post15214870
2012-07-11 Another umkay sightinghttp://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15263544#post15263544
2012-09-02 Scuba in a wheelchair… umkayhttp://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15448767#post15448767
2012-10-15 Ugh…WTH is wrong with people? [paraplegic hoax on Twitter]http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15594202#post15594202
2012-12-01 What finally was the proof concerning Umkay?http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15752253#post15752253
2013-07-15 Looks like umkay is back, so we may as well get this thread started…http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16475222#post16475222
Yeah, she had plenty of us going, that’s for sure.

Erm, yeah, maybe. Wally was a construct of his own. Seemed very real until, as I recall, some poster with whom he was sexting got too serious. Then he died. A classic move, and done with some panache. Not a troll until the end, earned him the status of He Who Should Not Be Named for a few years, but haven’t we all played dead when someone pushed too close? No? Not even tempted?

The jury is still out. By your description he was just a doddering old fool - not really a troll. A belief I think many here have. I on the other hand think he was a determined troll. I didn’t believe any of his bullshit at all. Maybe not the worst troll but he’s up there.

Classic.

For a long time I believed Charlie Wayne was who he claimed to be, but I eventually revised my opinion. During his last few weeks here, he started a thread about the wonders of VPNs. That’s what removed all doubt with me. Coming from a guy who claimed not to know what an iPhone was, it was the equivalent of waving an “I AM A TROLL” flag.

Aw damn, we had a dragonfly on the boards and I didn’t know?

There was a recent troll whose name I can’t recall, but he/she offered up links to streaming sporting events. Unsure of the provenance of the links, I reported the poster, and they were quickly banned.