who were the last 3 people to see you naked?

That I know of? My best (female) friend, my last one night stand, and my ex-girlfriend. I’ve got an exposed window and a webcam, so I never can be sure though.

  1. people at the gym

  2. my englishman

  3. whoever was flying that helicopter that went over my back yard.

<and no, I wasn’t the one to cause that crash!!! I swear it!!!>

“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas