How many posters registered here have seen you naked?

One, for me (one of my ex girlfriends registered a few years back).

Come on now, don’t be shy, ashamed, or embarrassed. If multiple Dopers here have seen you in the buff, let it all out and confess. : p

Or just vote and don’t reply, that works too.

bored?

Surprisingly, no…not right now. I just thought this would make for a good question when taking a shower earlier. I might be wrong, though.

Define “naked.”

Only Cecil. But he sees all.

Define “seen.”

Um… how do I tell? I mean, people are anonymous here.

Is it cool to ask people to describe themselves? I’d be afraid it wouldn’t be.

The anonymity of most message board members makes it hard to say for sure. The chances of my getting to know someone well enough to see them naked before finding out that we’re both Dopers is small but nonzero. The possibility of some Doper being in the boudoir artworld and having come to my attention is also, ahem, nonzero.

I guess I’ll round the sum of these probabilities up to 1.

you’re basically asking who among us has either grown up together or have been intimate partners. should have just asked that instead.

One, of course.

Well, the intimate partner could be a nevernude.

I’ll bet you’re real fun at parties, jz

My answer is one. One doper. She helped me out a lot when I was seriously ill several years back.

I voted 0, but technically 1 since I’ve seen myself naked.

I thought that was an outboard motor! :rolleyes:

Pretty sure I recall a naked selfie thread in MPSIMS several years ago. I did not post in it, but I did look.

I voted 1, as it was my wife that got me started on the SDMB. And 1 it is unless one of my doctors has become a member. I’d rather not know that.

I don’t go to parties.

Two ex boyfriends.

Zero, but I’ve imagined one or two of you. You look great!

Two.

Myself and my wife. Although she rarely visits or posts here.