A tacky little survey about meeting dopers...

Take my My Survey

Questions include:
Have you met anyone from the boards?
Kissed anyone from the boards?
etc…

Answers are completely anonymous.

guess I’d better work on changing that!

later, Tom.

Ok, I’m nosy. Who’s been smooching and sleeping with what dopers???

I’m not getting any of that kind of action here in Denver. :smiley:

So, there’s like almost a 50% chance of getting a good kiss huh?

So how long before more Yes percentages increase do ya think?

Buncha sluts.

I come here for scintillating conversation and the privilege of going 15 rounds with someone over which Olsen twin looks more simian. Little did I know–until today–that a good number of you are just here trolling for nookie.

Disillusionment crashes down on Cranky hard

All I want to know is who the lucky doper is who has bumped uglies with more than one fellow doper. (As of 23 responses, there was only one in this category.)

As of 33 responses, still only one person with multiple SDMB partners. Who is gonna fess up to this?

Ashley. They both look like gibbons, but Ashley has a certain mouth agape, knuckle-dragging quality about her.

46 responses and still just one multiple doper bagger.

[Dr. Evil]
C’mon! Throw us a frikkin’ bone here!
[/Dr. Evil]

Now one out of 45. I’ve got a strong suspicion, but I ain’t talkin’.

Nobody has ever expressed any interest in meeting me.

And since I’m a married monogamist, I think I’m beginning to see why.

Cranky, let’s you and me go get a beer, and leave these lechers to their own devices.

68 responses, and now there are two dopers who have carnal knowledge of multiple fellow dopers. I’ve got to go to one of these dopefests pretty soon. :wink:

Does phone sex count?

Since this is the second or third time I’ve seen folks complain (humerously) about folks flirting/hooking up here on SDMB, may I point out the obvious?

The most important sexual organ resides between you’re ears.

This is one place where people with well endowed sexual organs of this type seem to congregate.

nuff said?

-Doug

I would strongly suggest adding “Chat Cybersex” as an option.

What?

I’m happy to report that up til last weekend I would have had a couple more negatives than I did. :wink:

“Now one out of 45. I’ve got a strong suspicion, but I ain’t talkin’.”

Oh, RT, be quiet:)

I agree with Anthracite’s thought of adding cybersex to the list.

Stop looking at me like that!

WooHoo! I scored a 64%… what? it’s not that kind of test? damn

Whoa! You scored with 64% of the board?!?! You’re a MACHINE! Whoooooo! ::highfives Oldscratch:: (after donning latex glove)

P.S. If you can’t figure out who has multiple Dope partners, you haven’t been paying attention. (Well, I know ONE anyway.)

I see there are now 7 Dopers claiming multiple DoperSex partners. For the life of me I can’t think of seven on the board, so either a) someone’s lying, b) people are posting more than once, c) Hi Opal, or d) that Doper sex ring is going to be broken up any day now.