How many posters registered here have seen you naked?

I don’t think the OP meant for people to be counting themselves… (else choosing 0 would carry a rather strange meaning)

I was told the webcam was optional.

My wife.

For some probaby hundreds. I’m thinking of the post-pictures-of-yourself-nude thread of yesteryear.

My ex registered and posted a few times while we were together…she hasn’t been here, in, like, a decade, as far as I know, but she’s still registered. >_>

Do erotic ASCII self-portraits count?

If so, zero.

One for sure.

One, that I’m sure of.

I assume Dope illustrator Slug Signorino sometimes uses himself as a model, and several of his drawings include naughty bits, and I would consider Slug a Doper even if he’s not an SDMB poster (which he very well could be – I have no idea)…so there’s that, maybe.

Don’t we have any parent/child posters? I would think that counts.

I’ve been intimate with every single woman on this board. So, how ever many that is.

There was a naked selfie thread? And people participated? Oh, Internet.

I’ve seen Pepper Mill naked, but she’s not registered.

One member here sent me nudie pics of herself, which was an unexpected surprise. She’s not active anymore, unfortunately. And I have a vague feeling another did too, a long time ago, but I won’t count that as it’s too vague a memory.

I used to work for a porn site. None of our models ever registered here, though.

Wasn’t there a calendar or something someone threw together a while back?

I think we could all be better able to answer that question if people would please post lists of all the porn they’ve watched.

No one here has done anything to deserve having to see me naked.

I’ve seen at least three posters, but I was married to two of them (not at the same time) and gave birth to one. (The sprog is registered as Bomb Bay Doors, but he hasn’t posted in over 13 years.)

Every poster in any thread I’ve ever opened, obviously! Isn’t that how teh integoogle *works *?!?

Ah, the old SDMB cheesecake/beefcake calendar. Not sure if there was any actual nakedity.