Pretty sure it’s zero, but i may be forgetting something. I’ve seen probably eight or ten Dopers naked.
We get people reviving 15 year old threads about the stupidest shit and we let a nudie thread fade away? Priorities people!
I’m thinking four but I could be off. I’ve been naked a lot over the last fifteen years.
It was part of the Mod application process but we don’t talk about that.
Link?
LINK DAMMIT!
Well… have you ever seen a guy with a prehensile penis?
If so, that wasn’t me.
That would be the exact same number of people here who would WANT to see me naked. Zero.
Because the bump would be immediately followed by posts about nude zombies, and no one wants to see that.
It was started by DocCathode. That should be enough to get you there, if you search “Find threads started by this user.”
FTFY:
*I just thought this would make a good question for when I’ll be in my bunk. *
Is this the point where I confess that I am actually Ron Jeremy?
Hi Ron, much enjoyed your lengthy career.
Obviously, the answer to the question is, whoever it is never told me they post on the Dope.
In reality? One.
In their dreams? All but one. 
It was closed long ago and if memory serves most had broken the links to their pics already before it was shut down.
Do you really want to see a picture of a guy dressed as a wizard with a hard on sticking out of his cloak. I would love to unsee it if possible.
Does the squid count?
I’m assuming zero but I would never rule out a fevered exchange in my younger days with a lovely Bay Area lady where we had more interesting things to discuss than our respective Doper handles.
This (I’m the wife!), unless some local Dopers have taken to breaking into others’ homes and planting spy cameras… (or unless a doctor is a member also, of course).
I think 5. I may remember more.
…um.