Yeah, I know you don’t believe in this sort of puerile stuff, and frankly, I could care less what your personal belief is regarding the afterlife in this specific thread. I want to know what character in history embodies your particular strengths or flaws, or looked like you, or shared your penchant for invading Inner Mongolia and uniting it under a banner of military dictatorship. In short, being what you are, what were you before? A crafty trilobite? A powerful mage? Cardinal Richlieu? Who must you have been in the past?
I think I must have been Marie Antoinette. I like cake. I could eat it all day. Except it’s pretty fattening and stuff.