Who won the Ben-Lo pool?

Of course they would. They would not remember if one of them wasn’t a star, but they will absolutely remember this one, since both are megastars. I’m not underestimating anything.

We don’t remember Chris Judd or whatever his name was, because he was never much of a star. We DO, however, remember P.Diddlypoo, because he is/was a big star.

P. who?

:mad:

Now now, J-Lo would tell you not to be that way-Lo.

tracer, something tells me that your new rhyming formation is going to go the way of the 1920’s-style death ray-Lo.

Although Mornington Crescent seems to have survived for several decades, so who knows?

I saw the funniest thing in a supermarket check-out aisle last night.

It was a cheap one-shot magazine called something like “InStyle”. On the cover was a picture of J-Lo and B-Fleck together, and the caption read:

Wedding secrets: How J. Lo is making sure her 3rd marriage will last forever.”

ObRhyme: Obviously, it was an old article about J-Lo that suffered a printing delay-Lo.

And J.Lo was her name-ho…

Tracer – not a one-shot, a weekly, called In Touch, and I’ve grown inordinately fond of it, due to their coverage of reality TV personalities.

They did mention in the course of the article (how could I resist buying it?) that J-Ho had dragged Ben and another friend off to look at wedding dresses with her, and modeled option after option after option. The comment – and I don’t recall whether it was an editorial comment or quoting “someone close to the couple” – was that it seems J-Ho was unaware of the bad luck traditionally ascribed to letting the groom see the wedding dress in advance of the ceremony.

Hee!

Sounds like she also was also unaware of the bad luck traditionally ascribed to taking a man clothes shopping with you.

J.Lo J.Lo Bo BayLo
Banana Fanna Foe FayLo
Fee Fie Moe MayLo
J.Lo!

B-Fleck B-Fleck Bo B-Fleck
Banana Fanna Foe FeeFleck
Fee Fie Moe MeeFleck
B-Fleck!

I can’t even read that, let alone try to pronounce it.

I just discovered that “J-Lo” is pronounced almost exactly like “Jell-O”.

tracer, are you aware you have a Jennifer Lopez obsession?

Actually, no – I have a Jennifer-Lopez’s-name-abbreviated-as-J-Lo obsession. I’ve never actually listened to this woman’s music. Most of what I know about her comes from that South Park episode.

Did you know she made movies too? And was on TV?

I know, I know… I’m enabling, aren’t I?

I actually saw Gigli in the theaters. But only so I could see for myself how bad it was.