The owl. It can shit in the Raptor’s face.
Sorry, next week’s already been booked by “Who’d win: English soccer hooligans, or George Armstrong Custer”.
Samoans have warrior heritage in their blood? Their rugby players are trained in martial arts? Is there a Samoan martial art?
News to me.
Actually, there is. Samoan traditional martial arts focus on the spear, staff, club and axe. However, they had an empty hand style as well, resembling classical jujutsu. Probably very similar to another polynesian style called Lua; which, is also now extinct. I think in Samoa it is called Ma’a … I’d have to look it up.
The modern style is called Lima Lama, and was actually created by an american from polynesian tradition.
So is that equating Sitting Bull to a bunch of Millwall fans, or that evil fucker Custer to the Turkish police?
Do I get to pick the state, too?
If memory serves me correctly, though (and my connection’s being too much of a bitch for me to hie on over to the town hall to check the archives), Lenny only played American football. Mebbe that warrior spirit extends to an innate grasp of rugby.
Anyhoo, I’m off to the bank.
-ellis
What a silly question. The Somoan rugby team would drink the Seals under the table, then steal their automatic weapons for use against the All Blacks in the next match. The following day still hung-over the Somoans and Seals would share the comunal bath. Forgetting their mutual differences they would form a long a binding cross-cultural alliance eventually leading to homosexuality being accepted within the American Armed Forces.
Automatic weapons would obviously make no difference whatsoever, the navy seals would drop them in terror and fall to the ground in foetal positions crying for their mummies the second they saw the Samoans, obviously.
Not warriors as in fancy combat moves, pacific style warriors as in muscles and spears and clubs. The Maoris invented trench warfare.
Mind you, most of the talent on the Samoan rugby team has moved to New Zealand rugby team.
Now THAT would be a match.
The Navy seals Vs. the All Blacks, the All Blacks being largely made up of the BEST of the best of the Samoans, plus the…
And of course, the Maoris and Europeans too
Mwahaha. Ha.
Me, biased? No way! 
Who Would Win: Cardinal, armed with automatic weapons, 15 minutes of training and a huge stick up his ass versus a navy seal team composed of somoan rugby players.
So you’re saying that the question was obviously just a goof? It’s not worded that way.
I stand by my answer, Mr. Snarky.
Well, IANAFP (I am not a fighter pilot) but if the owl gets sucked into the engine intakes or hits the Raptor’s windshield it could possibly end in a tie.
What do you think the service-ceiling is on a modern-day owl? I know that they’ve made great advances in tail-feather technology, but I still don’t think they can fly as high as an F-22…
And IIRC, aircraft canopies are generally tested for bird-strikes, I can’t imagine that the US Government would invest billions of tax payer dollars on a jet that could be taken out by an owl…wait a minute… US Gov…tax payer dollars…hmm…my confidence is shaken…