The other day, I was just wondering that if pitted agaianst each other in mortal combat who would win, a Somoan rugby team or a squad of Navy Seals? For a little clarification, the Rugby team would have all their fixins’ (i.e. striped shirt and very high socks) and the Navy Seals would have theirs (i.e. assault rifles, assorted kevlar, night vision goggles, etc.) Now consider this carefully. Although the Seals may have fluency in 4 languages and know 12 styles of unarmed combat, the rugby team isn’t any rugby team, it’s a Soman rugby team. Let the battle begin! :dubious:
…I’m almost afraid to ask, but I’m feeling adventurous… why do you think the Somoan Rugby Team would win?
Why, you ask? Well take a looksee at this. I mean, that would make even Rambo shit himself. In an unofficial field poll taken at my school, 4 out of 5 spaced out teens said the rugby team would win. That’s gotta mean something. I think it’s a pretty even match.
Well then, take a look at this…
Personally, I think the seals would win…maybe I’ve seen one too many action flick where the ranger/seal/SAS op/delta force guy beats the crap out of a bigger opponent, but I think that the seal’s training would win out, in the end. Not to mention the automatic weapons. It would be careless of us to forget the automatic weapons.
Regardless of their macho poses and number of veins in their legs, they’re still a rugby team. Unless learning to kill others is part of their training, I doubt they’d win.
I think that is the Samoan ballet team.
Automatic weapons? Bah! That’s not a Samoan ballet troupe you looking at, before you is 250 pounds of terror in very high socks! You dare question the combat effectiveness of a Samoan rugby team? For crying out, they’ve got warrior heritage in their blood. Calling this a no contest would be like comparing disgruntled postal workers to door stops.
Does anyone know of any Seal-dopers? I’m sure they could settle this…
If that is the case, then the question is a troll.
I could kill the rugby team myself with that equipment and 15 minutes of training.
Well, I do play my fair share of SOCOM II for my Playstation…
I believe seal-doping is illegal in most states.
Tune in next week for “Who would win: An F-22 Raptor or a really cross owl?”
Its second hand info. But I have some good friends who are ex-navy and I have heard their Seal stories. So, my money goes on the Seals.
Which team is wearing the bee costumes?
Is this SEAL team with or without Charlie Sheen?
Cuz, it’s impossible to say until you know that fact. Kind of like Vegas not putting out a line when a QB is questionable for the game.
And what about “Lava Lava” Lenny? Is he on the samoan team?
(A bright shiny quarter to whoever gets the reference…)
I’ve known a couple of Seals. The Samoans don’t stand a chance.
Remove all the standard gear and give everyone a sharpened pencil, and the Seals still win easily. Unless maybe you put the Samoans through a couple years of actual hand-to-hand combat training.
That has to be the the funniest thing I’ve read in about a week, good one!
My brother was a SEAL. Hands down, even at pushing 50, I’d bet my brother could take on the entire team. In fact, because after he left the navy he joined the army and was a Ranger, he could do an air assault and most of them would be dead before he hit the ground. Seriously.
StG
I don’t care, just as long as the All Blacks don’t win.