here is a question for you …
who the f*$k is Christopher Lowell ? do I just not watch enough TV?
MDE
Well excuse me Mr. Johnson but I would think that you of all people would see that these two men DO NOT EVEN NEED to “come out of the closet”. For no other reason than pretty much everyone has determined that they are a couple of “Closet Queens” anyway. Why would either one of these men need to announce to the world their sexual preferences anyway? Do you not see that this attitude also contributes to the sterotypes about homosexuals? Why must these men or anyone else be defined as human beings by their sexuality alone? And what’s so funny about the idea of the two of them getting into some kind of fight? Because they are both effeminate? Ever seen a couple of broads fight? It ain’t a pretty sight. Women usually don’t feel the need to be bound by any macho rules of fight etiquette like guys do. They usually go for blood, hair, eyes, teeth. I’d imagine a couple of “queens” would be the same. (Although Christopher doesn’t have much hair.) Isn’t there enough violence in the media for you guys as it is without fantasizing about a couple of gentle people having to get into it?
And as a homosexual I would think that you would be pleased these two men are successful and accepted by the general population because they are good at what they do, regardless of their “apparent” sexuality. Especially with the controversy now over the Boy Scouts, Gay marriage, and hate crimes.
Anyway you slice it this thread is juvenile and ignorant. It reinforces the sterotypes about people that hold us all back as decent human beings. It is not about fighting ignorance it is about reinforcing it.
And to be honest…I’m preaching now because I know from personal experience how even well meaning people can buy into this kind of behavior. I’ve seen a couple of wonderful people get hurt over this kind of thing. Continue on if you must.
Needs2know
Hey humor cop, please tell us now what else we’re not allowed to laugh at.
I would suggest that the reason people find Little Richard and Chrissy so funny is not simply because they’re homosexuals, but because of the campy, flamboyant, over-the-top personas they’ve created.
Both of these men are in SHOW BUSINESS for god’s sake. They’ve created these characters so people will enjoy watching them and remember them. What’s next. If I say I don’t like Urkel, does that mean I really hate black children?
Lighten up, Francis.
Oh, yeah. Richard would kick Chistopher’s ass in a heartbeat. He’s an exercise instructor, for goodness sake.
I think you’ve hit the nail on the head here. Christopher would get a hand full of Richard Simmons’ bushy hair and shake like an English nanny.
Okay.
The first time I saw Mr. Lowell I thought he was kidding. He’s so, um, flamboyant.
I honestly think RS would emerge victorious from this battle of the titans. After all, he’s been exercizing for, what, about 50 years now?
And he’s hyper beyond belief. But one thing you do have to say about RS that you couldn’t say about a certain poster on this thread, he has a grand sense of humor! Some of the shit that Jay Leno pulls on him and RS just laughs all the way to the bank! He’s a man that is very secure with who he is and I’ll just bet he’d find this whole thread a laugh riot!
I think RS would win. Without a doubt. He’s really pretty buff… (wait for it)…
For a gay guy!
(Ducking and running and falling because she’s laughing her bisexual little ass off!)
Actually I think RS said the gay routine was just an act! Not that I believed it for a second. The winner of the sissy-slap fest? Hmm…I’d bet on Chris. He’d beat Richard to a pulp, then turn Richard’s afro into a wall hanging.
[to self]won’t say it, won’t say it, CAN’T allow myself to say it in this thread…must fight the urge to say it…losing the moral battle…must say it…oh no, here it comes…sorry guys…[/to self] FELCHING!
::ducks and runs away in shame::
I think it would be a slap-fest to the death, and when Christopher emerged victorious, he would glue gun RS to the wall. He would then wallpaper over the body and disguise the lump with a snazzy trompe-whatever-it-is. He would then be free to slowly go insane, Edgar Allen Poe style. 