Who would win...uh....hmmm.

OfficeMax’s “Rubber Band Man”
vs.
Bob, the Enzyte Guy.

:dubious: :rolleyes:

Somebody tosses in a hand grenade. We all win.

The RBM- he’d be twisting & bending all around. Bob’s Enzyte-overload has practically paralyzed him as well as his wife- evil Jokerish rictus-faced sex-addicts!

Enzyte Bob is too stiff to fight well.