Musician-Brian May
Hottie-Anna Kournakova
Everybody else… hmm…I guess-Jaime Pressly
So I picked two hotties.
Penn Jillette. We seem to have a similar outlook on the world, so we could have a good conversation. Then he could entertain me with some magic or juggling or something. And if that gets boring, I think he’s pretty hot, so…
You, dude.
Kansas City Royals pitcher Brian Bannister.
The man is some kind of lunatic genius when it comes to baseball.
Houdini, in 10 minutes we would be out of there and on my way again.
Viggo Mortensen. Not only is he way hot but his interests are quite eclectic.
And did I mention he’s way hot?
My first instinct was Hugh Laurie or Simon Cowell because I like their shows and their accents and they’re cute. But then I realized I would sit there like a starstruck lump and have nothing to impress them with. And I’d feel even worse about myself. So I guess I’d have to go with my mom, provided we weren’t in danger so she could stay calm and just chill.
Somebody good at giving blowjobs.
I was going to say Hugh Laurie. Because he’s just fascinating. But he smokes. And so I’d be trapped for 24 hours with a migraine, or else he wouldn’t have any cigarettes and he’d be too cranky to talk to me. Bad either way.
JK Rowling.
Ed Broadbent, former leader of Canada’s NDP. I’d love to have a good long talk about politics with him. My mom worked with him when I was a kid, so we’d actually have some connection.
Sheila Chandra, Anglo-Indian singer. I saw her live in Toronto and the experience was awesome. But she’s hopelessly married, so the experience would probably break my heart.
Likewise, Kate Bush and Loreena McKennitt.
Edit: if any of them smoke, I’d change my mind.
Charlie Brown? Is that you?
Kirsten Dunst.
My first choice would be my girlfriend, as I choose to spend time with her anyway.
My second choice would be Dung Beetle.
My famous, non-sexual choice would be Richard Dawkins.