Who would you like to see River Tam beat up?

Leela from Futurama would be interesting.

I’d like to see a fight between River Tam and Sarah Walker (from Chuck). I don’t care who wins, I just want to watch.

I really, really wanted to see Sarah take on Greta (Summer Glau variant, Chuck 4x08).

They wimped out.

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Donald Trump.

Where’s the vote for Chuck Norris/Van Damme/action hero meathead of the day? (I’m still working out whether Bruce Willis fits here or not).

Wait, does Evil Clone River Tam dress like Evil Vampire Willow? Um, uh, maybe I’ll change my vote.

As soon as I get back from my bunk…

You know, I think River Tam and Evil Clone River Tam fighting to settle their differences might set the… uhm… wrong example for the kids… that’s right.

They should probably have a few mixed drinks and then hug it out, and see where it goes from there…

On your list, Padme Amidala. I would love to see Summer Glau and Natalie Portman jello wrestling.

Oh, that would have been an awesome altercation!