Who?

's on first. What’s on second. I Don’t Know’s on third.


An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

Me

'd have thunk this one was coming eh?


If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.

wants to date Michelle??


-Frankie

“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion

Wants to date me? I’m young, verile, sensitive to a woman’s needs…damn I quote movies too much


Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)

that girl wearin’ nothing but a smile and a towel, on the picture on the billboard near the big ol highway.

Duh, duh, du du duu.
(In tribute to my Uncle Dale)


Ayesha

.'s going to police the police?"
“I dunno. Coastguard?”