I decided to write a thread about this because I have just read the posts about KOKO, so who have been the worst members on the board and why?
I am the worst person who has ever been on these boards.
Because, well, I’m stupefyingly boring.
Nay Varlet,
I, meself, am the lowest Poster on thys Boarde. Belike I am the most vyle and wycked of villains, mye evil nature knowing no bounds. My lyst of crimes is too great to list them alle.
Here are but several of them:
I have hade impure thoughts about Doperbabes.
Long have I coveted the sarcastic wit of Cynical the brash humor of Spoofe, the good nature and kyndness of Polycarp, the logic of Anthracite and many others too divers to name.
I listen to The Archies and enjoy their songs. Also Aqua.
My posts are trifles, trifles light as aire.
Thus I abase myselfe as the most lowly and craven of Dopers.
Fenris
Um…let’s see, um,
Well, Jack Dean Tyler (or was it Taylor?) Is definitely up there.
mark serlin and concrete would qualify.
And then there’s the jerk who caused the MONTH long shutdown back in February. Wasn’t it that Aussie Connection guy?
Me, of course.
[sub]duh.[/sub]
Feh.
You all are worthy of disdain and hatred, but nobody tops the list like I do.
I submit this:
My posts are pithy and trite, and usually only good for a mild smirk, or an occasional light bulb over your head (which promptly fizzes out and breaks). I have been to only two Dopefests, and one has come to me, sorta - and even then I left those two hardhearted souls in the cold midst of Minot, North Dakota to fend for themselves.
I even argue and threaten people when they call me “cute”.
For I, Tripler, am an asshole.
Tripler
Bringer of Fire.
All y’all suck!
I break Godwin’s law with breathtaking insolense.
I laugh in the face of dictionary and thesaurus publishers.
I smile when hearing “The Birdie Song” or “Popcorn”.
I am left to wonder how a serious answer to this question would benefit the board and the only answer that comes to mind is that it really wouldn’t.