And, as for you, little Miss 'Mika, step over here so I can bitch-slap yore smug little self!
Whom does God hate more: Miles O'Brien of STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE, or Andy Sipowicz of NYPD BLUE?
I could share? Would that help?
[del]You can set it to auto-answer, you know.
Access power conduit 79-12-6. The main data trunk to the aft side of the access panel should be red. If it is blue, your ship was built backwards and you need to see the alternate instructions below. Open the data trunk FTL shielding and using a tricorder, probe setting WKNNGT, setting it’s value to “meh.”
Alternate instructions: Find the greenish-blue button on the transporter control panel marked “Auto-Answer Incoming Transports,” and press it. The light should come on, go off, blink three times, then come on and stay on. If the light is now amber, you have accidentally triggered a containment breach. Evacuate immediately.[/del]
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Yes, but it adds to Keiko’s misery quotient, and Keiko’s a cute chick so her misery counts more than Miles’s does.
What?
Because there’s no possible bad result to letting people teleport items into your house without your knowing what it is. That is exactly how Wesley Crusher got killed.
Yeah. Okay. Thanks. :o
“The light should come on, go off, blink three times, then come on and stay on. If the light is now amber, you have accidentally triggered a containment breach. Evacuate immediately.”
Dammit! Evacuating now. I’m never gonna get my pound cake!!!
I guess I’m keeping all my pound cake.
Even if she isn’t all that sweet, he has a loyal wife and a job…and a nice kid. That is more than many have. He’s doing fine.
:: teleports jayrey out of danger and into Vegas ::
Never try to hack your transporter system based on web instructions. The voice commands are there for a reason. If you don’t know how to rewire the system yourself you are just going to end up killing yourself.
And now I have to send a damage control team to repair your house, clean up the radiation, and murder any witnesses. Just for that you can stay at the Venetian until I feel you’ve matured.
For the record, here are the “Let’s Torture O’Brien” episodes of DS9:
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[li]Captive Pursuit - Miles befriends Tosk only to be ordered by Sisko to allow hunters to murder him (he helps Tosk escape and gets reprimanded for preventing a murder.)[/li][li]Armageddon Game - O’Brien and Bashir neutralize some biological weapons. Then the owners of the weapons try to neutralize O’Brien. He almost dies horribly but is saved Just In Time.[/li][li]Whispers - O’Brien is a replicant, but he doesn’t know it. He is convinced that he is going insane, or that there is a conspiracy against him (there is.)[/li][li]Tribunal - O’Brien is arrested and charged in a kangaroo court on Cardassia. After accidentally proving his innocence, his defense attorney is executed.[/li][li]Visionary - O’Brien is killed by radiation poisoning, but manages to replace himself with a time-travel double[/li][li]Hard Time - O’Brien is accused by an alien race of espionage and has brutal memories of a 20-year prison sentence implanted in his brain. He becomes suicidal and is saved by Julian.[/li][li]Apocalypse Rising - O’Brien is made to look like a Klingon. That would be torture for anyone.[/li][li]The Ship - O’Brien’s VSE best friend dies slowly at the hands of the Jem’Hadar[/li][li]The Assignment - Keiko is possessed by a pah-wraith and O’Brien must do her bidding and sabotage the station, or she will kill Keiko[/li][li]Honor Among Thieves - O’Brien is recruited by Starfleet Intelligence to infiltrate the Orion syndicate, and must betray Bilby, a mobster who was nice to him.[/li][li]Time’s Orphan - Molly has a time travel accident and returns as a grown woman, having developed largely feral. Nell Molly (Nolly?) eventually fixes it.[/li][li]Prodigal Daughter - Miles is kidnapped by Orion gangsters when attempting to track down Bilby’s widow.[/li][/ul]
So it seems that in addition to regularly clashing with entire alien civilizations, almost dying several times, being suicidal, dealing with multiple deadly temporal paradoxes, and turned into a paranoid mental patient, anyone O’Brien manages to get close to either dies or is regularly placed in mortal peril.
And Sisko is a dick to him in the mirror universe.
My money’s on O’Brien.
I’d say God REALLY hated Jack Morrison (David Morse) on St. Elsewhere.
Yes, but I coulnd’t remember his name. I blame Mika.
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I’m gonna take a hammer to my teleporter. DO WANT!
Thank you, Skald. You’re my hero. Can I have the Tom Selleck comfortbot to keep me company at the Venetian? Thanks, you’re the best!!
I keep telling y’all: comfortbots do not have sex with you. That’s what hookerbots are for. Comfortbots bring you breakfast in bed, massage away your aches after a long day, sing soothing lullabies to you when you are depressed and cannot fall asleep, and brutally murder your enemies when you have enemies who need brutally murdering.
In her defense she did say “keep me company”. Me I’ll take the Michael fassbender hookerbot please.
ETA hookerbot is the weirdest word I have ever typed.
I saw the word “flufferbot” yesterday.
Hey, at least O’Brien and Andy never got gang raped by convicts! Jack did!
::Fold arms and looks askance at Skald::
S’cuse me. I said comfortbot and I *meant *comfortbot. If I’d wanted a hookerbot, I’d have asked for one. I may be an idiot when it comes to rewiring my transporter, but I *know *my comfortbots. 
So, what’s the answer? Do I get my Tom Selleck comfortbot or not?
Okay, but it will be a BLUE BLOODS model rather than a MAGNUM P.I. model. The latter are all occupied with – well, never mind. Confidentiality.