Whom does God hate more: Miles O'Brien of STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE, or Andy Sipowicz of NYPD BLUE?

Do you still send out the “Lance White” virgin model if no preference is given?

How about when Keiko was possessed by a Bajoran pah-wraith? That had to be traumatic for Miles. And not only that, she slept with Max Klinger!

As a woman of, ehem, “mature” years, the Blue Bloods model will do just fine. The idea of a handsome man making me a perfect dirty martini, rubbing my back, giving me a pedicure, killing my enemies, and not expecting sex in return sounds like Heaven.

Silly woman!

Rhymer Enterprises comfortbots do not make “perfect” martinis. There’s no such thing as a perfect martini. There’s no such thing as a perfect anything, outside of Plato’s cave. RhE comfortbots make excellent martinis. Time wasted in attempting for unattainable perfection is time that could have been spent massaging the client’s feet, mastering a new cupcake recipe, or dangling J.J. Abrams by the ankle from the roof of the Willis Tower until he apologizes.

I stand corrected.

And, by the way, Skald, I love you! You make a girl smile.

I’m confused: it starts out like you’re saying bad results could come of an open teleport access, but then you say it led to Wesley Crusher being killed, which is kind of the opposite thing.

It wasn’t good from Wesley’s point of view.

A dead Wesley Crusher has no point of view.

Garak always said so, and surely he can be trusted, right?

It’s close, but I’ll take Mark Green from ER over (under?) Jack Morrison. Fatal brain tumor >> wife killed in accident.

Athena wanted Morrison alive so he could suffer.

No, I don’t know why. Nor do I care. He had it coming, same as that bitch Arachnae. I can prove it logically.

Oh please. Sipowicz and O’Brien led charmed lives compared to Brodie from Homeland. Every week was a new, horrible torture for the guy.

That guy had a really hot wife, but after that, his life sucks.

Put me down for “God loved that fat little troll.” If you look at Sipowicz at the beginning of the series vs. the end, his character arc is a pretty big net positive. Sure he got kicked in the balls on a regular basis, but there is no arguing that he was a better person in a better place (bonus for being sans David Caruso) when all was said and done.

If Miles O’Brien were gay, and if his taste in men were the same as mine . . . the high point of his life would be spending time alone with Julian Bashir.

And didn’t we see Sipowicz nude once? How the hell did he get all those women?

No wonder he was such a prick after House left him in the exam room with the thermometer stuck up his ass! :smiley: