Why did Aslan get dropped from the rotation?
Only Morgoth has been dropped, in his account of being a feckless wanker who couldn’t even take out an Elf.
Aslan is over all, of course, I should think that would be obvious. He is the High King over all Other Kings. Says so right on the tin.
Since my star pupil is out of the running, might I recommend Anoia, Bibulous, or Coyote?
I will consider the latter, as sometimes the Spider is busy. On the other hand Raven is already on the short list and Coyote’s a wanker anyway.
As for the other two, I have no interest in worshipping anything from Discworld and refuse to believe you didn’t make up Bibulous anyway.
What about Bugs Bunny? A more modern incarnation of the Trickster is always amusing. And the children like him.
Why is the Morrígan not on here? Are you trying to get yourself killed?
See post 18. I will allow you to mock yourself.
Worship the sun. At least it’s real.
Any further suggestion that any of the aforementioned deities – and in particular Athena, either Thor, or Bailey Quarters – are unreal will be punished by beheading, firing squad, burning alive, strangulation, drowning in a sea of caterpillers, and being forced to watch a Nancy Grace marathon.
In that order.
I’m going to have to ask you to take that back.
Babe Ruth. No commentary needed.
Worshipping me might do you some good. 
Why is this even a question?
Shiva. The Destroyer. The Shatterer of Worlds.
All others are posers. Any god can be annoying or mind-shattering but THE BIG BOYS can leave the omniverse a dessicated husk.
Dopers can be in your pantheon. Flawed and amusing.
Kristen Bell? Between “Veronica Mars” and “Reefer Madness: The Musical”, I could certainly buy it…
Yeah, you gotta throw the Sun and Moon in there, for tradition’s sake. I’d try to fit the other five classical planets and their corresponding deities as well.
Pele’s always a good choice. She’s still punishing Hawaii for daring to tap her for geothermal “free” energy.
Your logic is sound.
Do your worst, pagan!
Ba’al Hammon. If you’re not willing to put the work in to construct a giant bronze statue and burn children to death in its grasp, then you just aren’t serious about your faith.
Ah, screw it, just go with Uranus.
People will ask about your religion, and you can just say “I worship Uranus”, and then they’ll kind of blush and stammer and say “Uh…Um…Thanks, I guess”.