i just found out today that i’m goin’ on a cruise with my family (them being the only downer of the situation)! YEEYAH DAWG! i get to visit ancient Mayan ruins (pyramids, statues, etc.), meet some new people, and eat lobster, steak, and pizza in the same meal without paying a check. Yeah, i know, the food’s included in the price of the food, but, THIS IS JUST GONNA F’N ROCK!
==looks around. sees only jealous angry faces. bolts.==