Whooo Hooo! A million bucks!

Wait a minute, that’s not Ed McMahon, and that’s not a cheque.

Son of a gun, it’s a claim for a million bucks. Against moi. I’m being sued for a little more than a million bucks.

I feel so special.

Why? I represented a party that won at Superior Court, Divisional Court, and the Court of Appeal sitting as Divisional Court. So now the loser is going after me personally.

Can’t win against the other side? Sue the other side’s lawyer. Now there’s a really smart plan.

I’d put this in the pit, it if wasn’t so laughable.

So, how was your day?

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Suey Guy: “Your honor, the defendant did not roll over and surrender. His feirce and effective arguments made me feelinadequate. I feel my pain and suffering is worth 1 mEEEeeellyon dollars!”

Muffin: “Your honor, he’s an idiot.”

Judge: “Case Dismissed.”

So just out of curiosity, what is supposed to be the legal basis for the suit?

-FrL-

I’m sorry. I thought this was going to be about the one-million-dollar coin that the Royal Canadian Mint just released.

Isn’t this kind of thing what professional liability insurance is for?

Back at the dawn of time, he was sued. His first lawyer successfully defended him, and sent him a bill. He did not pay the bill, so his first lawyer obtained a judgment against him.

Many years later he tried to have that judgment set aside. He hauled the matter through a few appeal courts, where he consistently lost on both the merits and on limitations periods – in fact there are costs awards outstanding against him from these appeals. I was hired by the first lawyer to handle the appeals, so to put it mildly, he does not like me.

His second lawyer sent him a bill after acting for him in the appeals, and is now suing him for alleged non-payment. He is counterclaiming against his second lawyer for alleged misrepresentation. In this action he has third partied me for allegedly making fraudulent statements to the courts in the appeals, although he has not set out which courts and what statements.

He has also third partied his first lawyer, and third partied a third lawyer to whom there is no connection at all, other than that I have also represented the third lawyer in an entirely unrelated matter, and the first and third lawyers once were partners in the same law office.

These sort of allegations are not surprising, for he has made so many allegations against so many lawyers and judges over the years that a couple of the appeal courts had to fly in judges from about a thousand miles away, and my keeping track of all the allegations took a small print, point form, 11” by 17” spreadsheet. He seems to be fixated on lawyers and judges.

I think smiling bandit has properly described where the case is going. The only question is how many appeals he will try this time.

Nah. It would cover non-fraudulent mistakes that hurt one’s own client, but would not cover being sued by the other side for doing a good job and repeatedly beating the other side.

Nuisance suits come with the job. No big deal – just a minor embuggerance to be dealt with. But a million dollars! What a hoot!

Frame it on your wall. Your first million dollar suit - now everyone will know you’re a real lawyer! :smiley:

Can you sue his parents for producing such a worthless spawn?

Wouldn’t want to give my clients any ideas.

Tell the truth – you ALSO operate a dry cleaner and lost the guy’s pants.

I wish I could. He is judgment proof – doesn’t own anything and doesn’t earn anything. His elderly mother is very well off (his father died many years ago). Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do to either stop his mother from covering his security for costs, or to go after his mother for judgments against him. About all I can do is continue to collect judgments against him, wait for him to inherit her estate, and then start seizing.

You . . . are . . . evil.

At which time he’ll try to sue you for his mother’s wrongful death, seeing as how you have motive and all? :rolleyes: Sheeesh, is this mess not the very definition of “frivolous lawsuit”?

Anyway, congratulations on achieving this important legal milestone. :slight_smile:

How does this guy find new representation? (How stupid are the new lawyers?)

I so want to see this case handled by Judge Judy.

My goodness. The life of the idly rich must be so difficult and boring not having to work and stuff.

Muffin, can you get him declared a vexatious litigant? (I assume y’all have that up there.) Do y’all have debtor’s exams? I know he’s judgment proof, and a debtor’s exam may be just throwing good money after bad, but there’d be some visceral satisfaction, at least, in a debtor’s exam.

And I’m with the others: if you’re a lawyer, and some guy comes to your office and says, I want to sue my previous lawyer who represented me when I sued the lawyer before him, as well as the lawyer that represented my previous lawyer and another lawyer that maybe knows them, wouldn’t you think twice before taking that case? That’s the classic example of something that should set off what Random calls his crank-client-dar.

She only does small claims. Anyway Judge Milian (of The People’s Court) is way better.

OK, I just wanted to assert Milian’s awesomeness. Carry on.

Indeed. But lack of representation doesn’t stop the True Believer. He shifts into pro se mode.

Campion, we’ll have to exchange debtor’s exam/citation to discover assets stories sometime.

And Muffin, I feel for you. I’ve had two or three vexatious litigants as opponents over the years. One ended up suing me (and a bunch of other lawyers and judges) for mega-millions. Another filed an ARDC complaint against me and the other lawyer involved. Both were so loony that they wen’t nowhere.

Silver lining is that they make the best stories.

So I take it you aren’t worried, except for the annoyance factor?