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Vague threats to detonate radiological bombs at football stadiums.

A threat of radiological bomb attacks at seven professional football stadiums was posted this week on an Internet site, but domestic security officials said Wednesday that they had no reason to place credibility in it.

The statement, which said the attacks would come Sunday, was specific enough to lead officials of the Homeland Security Department to notify the National Football League and the seven cities, a spokesman for the department, Russ Knocke, said.

You know, I’m kind of torn on this. Normally, when Homeland [del]Stupidity[/del] Security calls an alert, I just can’t seem to get bothered about it, but now that they’re saying we shouldn’t worry about it, I’m thinking “Maybe we should. . . .”