Veronica Mars
Simon Templar, '30s vintage. Mmm. Because he could save my ass, take me dancing, mix the perfect cocktail and cook breakfast or have 'Orace do it when the ass-saving was over with 
Galactus. Come on and empower me, Big Guy ! Let’s see the Grand Conspiracy take on the Devourer of Worlds and Cosmic Der Trihs !
According to Wikipedia, Kyle Rayner’s ring can affect yellow things.
Man…I was gonna pick Batman, too.
Instead, I’ll pick Stewie Griffin.
So can Hal’s, John’s, and Guy’s since their return to GL-itude. The yellow weakness is a ‘Rookie Weakness’ now.
The mention of Batman got me thinking of Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer, not Halle Berry).
She’s my pick. Sexy, sharp, ‘I am woman, hear me roar’, kicking Christopher Walken’s talented butt, and she has 9 lives.
Okay, as backups, in case any of my previous choices fail…either Derek Flint or Buckaroo Banzai.
And no one’s picked Sherlock Holmes, yet? Sure, he’s a 152 year old former (?) cocaine addict with autistic traits…but hell, you can’t keep a good man down.
“Q” from ST-TNG, omnipotence has it’s advantages, all the superhero powers available in one entity…
Fortunato, post-Peregrine tryst, pre-Buddhist monastery.
Dr. Manhattan from The Watchmen. Can’t he pretty much do anything?
Beatrix Kiddo, especially if she has her Hattori Hanzo sword.
Jack Bauer and Q have been taken, so I’ll go with Worf or Judge Dredd 
Brock Samson
And if Brock’s unavailable, I’m going with Wayne Brady.
Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?
Brilliant.
true - but there’s no guarantee he’d be on your side :dubious:
Archie Goodwin. He’s good with his fists, great with a gun, and could talk almost anyone out of almost anything. Plus, if he gets into trouble, his boss, Nero Wolfe, will actually leave his house and come rescue him. And Wolfe can do anything. Then he might feed me and show me his orchids. I could live with that.
He will when i tell him new ways to annoy Jean-Luc…
“polish his head, he loves that…”
“make him some Darjeeling tea with tepid water and a teabag full of tea dust”
“send him on a blind date with the Borg Queen”
This is a crime even to speak of…you should be ashamed of yourself!