Who's line is it Anyway! SDMB version

Okay, this is how it goes: I’ll post what game it is and what goes on in that game and you dopers act it out best you can. Time to time I’ll pop in and change the game or scene or whatever, or the rest of you can change it if the current game is getting old. If someone posts a new game, I’ll act it out if I can.
I’m not sure how good this is gonna go, but the first game is:
Scenes from a hat!

First scene: Things you wouldn’t want to say to someone you’re chatting with(internet chatting)

Any doper can come in with a new scene after a few posts have been done. Any doper after that would probably want to quote the current game and scene(if applicable)so the other dopers will know what they are acting out.

(After a long night chatting) Nice to meet you ____ My name is Dahmer.

As an interesting aside, I posed as Dahmergrl on irc to troll around some of the s and m sites to see what it would attract. There are a lot of sick people out there.

HUGS!
Sqrl

So, you’re the ____ who lives at ____ ____ Street, huh? Nice panties.

Oh yeah! I knew your name was familiar! I used to be a friend of your dad’s!

Ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like Gladiator movies?

Sure I’ll come to your appartment alone at 3:00AM. So, you said to cross the tracks and then take the third dark alley. Oh, forgot to ask, _____ are you a guy or a girl?

Okay as an improvisor I have to say Whose Line is a horrible example of what Improv can be.

Having said that:
“It’s hard to type with one hand. LOL ;)”

Next Scene:

What Drew is thinking now.

I wish Clive Anderson didn’t have a real life.

…Okay this got dumb.

Who is EnderW24 and why is he thinking about me?

I wonder if I can get Ryan and Colin to kiss again?

mmmm… Cheeseburgers…

Dammit! This isn’t a weed site. Now how am I going to get this bong fixed before the Drew Carey Show brainstorming session?

“I wonder if they’ll ever do a live-action Dilbert.”

Last scene:

Colin’s secret

heres one for the second one:

(looking at colin) when I think about you i touch myself

By day, I am a mild mannered improv comedian, but by night I become…CAPTAIN DINOSAUR!!! (does his dinosaur impression)

Colin’s Secret:
I’m not really bald, I just shave because I know it turns Wayne on.

-Kris

buzzzzz!

A thousand points to oh, let’s say, the third guy! OK, let’s move on to a game called ‘Film, TV, and Theatre Styles’. This is a game where people are going to act out a scene, and you’re gonna start out as normal, but later on you’re gonna incorporate different Film, TV, and Theatre Styles into the scene. OK, your scene is: Two guys are in a video store when the clerk notices something strange about the videos one of the other guys is carrying. (So the characters are two guys and a clerk, three people for the scene, just to make it clear.)OK, so take it away, whenever you’re ready.
Looks like you have some good movies there, Phil! Hey, I’ve never seen that one before, is that a good movie?