After reading more of this thread, Phèdre nó Delaunay has made my day with those links - thanks for posting them!
I expect it to be the best five dollars I’ll ever spend.
I’m posting more and more - going to have to figure out a way to stay (no credit card). But I’m in, for the first year at least.
Not only am I staying, I may very well sign up Mr. Legend, too, since I know it’s only a matter of time until he becomes intrigued enough to want to join, and given our sense of timing on financial matters, he’d be bound to do it on April 23rd.
I didn’t spend all that time trying to get people to accept gift subscriptions for nothing- I want to have people to share the board with: the more the merrier.
Obviously, I’m staying. I ought to be able to get one of the big comfy armchairs instead of leaning up against the wall now too!
I just subscribed. 
I’ll be leaving when my membership expires. I don’t have a credit card and at the moment I don’t want one. Tearful farewells will follow near the end of April.
I’ve been flirted with! Yea! I’m part of the in-crowd! 
No problem! I’ve laughed so much reading this board! That alone is worth the $5 to me.
If I can convince my parents that I should spend $5 on here I will be in. That may take some work though and since I don’t have a credit card of my own that is how it must go :(.
I’m in- members like Sunfish convinced me to stay on.
Okay, I’m in! My American Angeltm helped me out. I got a confirmation in my email, but last I looked no “Charter Member”. 
I’m posting mainly to see if it works! And, to say thanks. 
I’m not going anywhere.
I’m fairly new here, and have received a nasty e-mail from a fellow doper already. but i’ll stand my ground ,freakin pay my money , and jump back in for more. that’s right … i’ll even pay for the abuse.
I’m staying.
It would be a shame to lose my post count…
I’m in.
It’s worth the $5 to know more about that…
I haven’t been posting much lately, but I’ll be stayin’.
I’m definitely staying. Well, almost definitely. As definitely as you can get with something like this, barring some unforeseen circumstance where quantum tunneling effects suck all the atoms in my body through a hole the size of a proton and… well… okay, hasn’t happened yet, so I’m here.