Oh, no, Fire! I think most people know that commercials are currently overrun with minor hits of yesteryear. I just wanted everyone (when I said “you” I meant “everyone”) to know that, if they desired to get a copy of an annoying but strangely hypnotic song, that it was by a known group and shouldn’t be hard to find.
Sorry for the misunderstanding!
No problem, Rilch.
What I hate are the catch phrases. “The only thing lower is the price”…“You gotta get this look”…“Less skirt, more leg.” Augh! There’s just something about those phrases which make me feel all mean inside.
As for Molly Simms’ looks, I think she’s at least quasi-attractive. She’s not a knockout, but she’s not assnasty. I think that if I was to look like her, it would be an improvement over my current condition.
Whoa…are you P.J. O’Rourke in real life? 
Gotta weigh in on this one: Molly Sims (or whatever her name is) IS SCARY LOOKING!! Like Hannibal Lecter on crystal meth. . .
As for Morgan, I’ve heard a rumor she can’t make many facial expressions any more. A little too much age-reversing wrinkle creme or some such. If she tries to smile, she either farts or her tampon falls out!
On to Ms. Donovan: I’ve got to agree I prefer her in the Old Navy commercials, although I wonder if there is any truth to the rumor that she is actually Gloria Vanderbilt (of '70’s designer-label jeans fame).
Finally, when it comes to pretty, vacuous people in commercials, the Target ads have been whomping the stuffing out of Old Navy for at least a year now. Both the African-American woman and the blue-eyed young adult guy in their current “brown” ads (featuring Hershey bars, A&W, and Taster’s Choice) are strangely attractive. . . . .
This is one BIG problem with the Old Navy commercials. They have convinced one of my coworkers that the stuff they sell is appropriate for the workplace. Arrgh!
Hipster pants are alright, I suppose, if you don’t want to be promoted, but for god’s sake, woman. If you wear the maxi-control-super-girdle underwear with the ultra-mega-panel, you should NOT wear hipster pants. Your underwear will stick up 2 inches out of your pants. Very professional, I guess.
Also, cleavage really isn’t okay, really. No matter what the commercial says.
Apricot
Agreed. Sela Ward is gorgeous.
Molly Sims, a name to attach to my obsession. Must start watching MTV. Times anyone? “You gotta get this woman”, “the only thing lower is my mind in the gutter”.
Hey, at my age I can’t be too picky.
FireUnderpantsBoobs wrote:
Amen. Actually, I hate the garbage they peddle at Old Navy, especially the men’s clothes. These guys look like complete gits. And the women’s clothes are engineered to maximize blandness while minimizing actual fabric use. They’re the types of clothes that only flatter the kind of women who would look good in burlap sacks. In fact, I expect Old Navy to begin selling burlap sacks soon. They practically already are. So, it just grates on me that she declares, “You gotta get this look.” Bitch, please!
And yet, strangely enchanting. There’s only one explanation that a rational person could possibly sustain: witchcraft.