I’ve read the comics page in my local newspaper nearly every day for the past 40 years. But if you had asked me a year ago if there were still any of those non-funny “Mary Worth” style soap opera-type comic strips in the paper, I would not have been able to tell you. I never, ever read them (and that goes for “Mark Trail”).
Lately, however, “Judge Parker” is very nearly something I could masturbate to.
Jesus fella, you need help.
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
No, of course not, but that Robot Girl Bunny that…You digress, Sir.
The blond is a guest character Godiva Danube, famous actress. And yes, Judge Parker seems to have a lot of hot guest characters lately. Check out Miss Dixie Julep: http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20080914&name=Judge_Parker
Check out the Comics Curmudgeon archives on Parker to get a feel for what’s been going on the last few years.
But my favorite storyline was from two years ago, when Abbey Spencer, the red-headed wife of everyone’s favorite eunch Sam Driver, ate a neighbor’s brownies which she didn’t know were spiked with wholesome green herbs, and commenced to paint her barn in Daisy Dukes and halter top. (Scroll down a bit till you see what I mean). Ruff!