Who's the most technologically primitive doper?

[Uncommon_Sense]

@VenusProbe

OMG! I heat my house with computers and gadgets!

I have:
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[li]1 DVD player - 9 DVD players (no cable, so 1 by each TV, two portable ones for the kids, two on two computers (4)).[/li][li]1 Palm Pilot -** 0**[/li][li]2 VCRs - 3[/li][li]2 Cell phones - 3, (wifes’, Mine and one for work)[/li][li]2 MP3 players (they actually belong to the girls) - 1[/li][li]2 Laptops (soon to be 3) 0[/li][li]3 TVs - ditto[/li][li]3 Video Cameras - 3 (one on each digital camera and a stand alone)[/li][li]3 Digital cameras - 3 too, (the stand alone is a digital camcorder)[/li][li]4 Dish receivers (1 with PVR, 1 hooked to a computer) - No cable or dish[/li][li]4 game systems 2, (or 4 if you count the two gaming computers)[/li][li]4 GPSs - 0[/li][li]7 Computers (Networked and sharing DSL) - 4 (but only three are in use and only two are networked)[/li][/ul]

no dishwasher and my car doesn’t have a working radio (67 Mustang (is that a girlie car?)) - Have a dishwasher and no, the car is NOT a girlie car, unless it has a 6 cylinder.

Sounded like my house for the most part.

[Scumpup]

I’m so primitive I"m prokaryotic.

[cornflakes]

@Big Bad Voodoo Lou

Pfft, amateurs.

I post on the Straight Dope using UNIVAC!

Feh, I key at 52Kbps. It’s hard on the fingers, but a little work builds character.