Falc,
You naughty, naughty girl! You’re the reason this site has a NC-17 rating!
I’m not naughty, I’m just drawn that way.
Ruffian doesn’t masturbate, either. I think we can rule her out.
And, Laura, lest there be any confusion whether or not this is meant as a compliment or a slam, I’d like to add that this (unlike other popularity contests) is NOT one that I’m actively soliciting votes for. If elected I will not serve. Anyone who votes for me can expect to receive a nasty (not naughty) e-mail. And a vote in “most hated” doper, when that thread opens. (Even if I have to open it myself)
What the hell, I never win the popularity contests I try to win, anyway. Even the women in my sig vote for someone else. 
Um . . . ChiefScott said: “Horny, frustrated and now willing to stick my dick into just about any female, yes.” In a previous thread he mentioned wanting to boff someone. Chef_troy posted loveletters which could have, in some forums (read: areas of society), passed for porn. Anthracite went so far as to post actual erotica. Someone in the SDMB administration opened a thread (methinks it was little Ed) about psychic orgasms. There was another thread about funny moments during lovemaking.
And you think FALCON’S the reason for the NC-17 rating? Getcherself away from your teletubbies and get into the real world!
DRY, I believe I have seen you make some rather naughty comments, you just do them in such a sly way they may not be noticed immediately.
Iampunha has done this too.
Naughty is something I need to work on.
Byzantine, I’m not naughty, I’m horny.;)
But my votes for being naughty goes to you,Byzantine,
ChiefScott and iampunha.
There’s many more out there also…
Byzantine, I’m not naughty, I’m horny.
But my votes for being naughty goes to you,Byzantine,
ChiefScott and iampunha.
There’s many more out there also…
My naughty vote goes for ** Byzzie, ** and I’m a * purrrrrvert,* Ms. Naughty! * I’m waiting for THAT thread!
Guys??? um, Chief Scott, handy, aha, iampuna, 2sense… well, ALL of them!!! ‘Ceptin’ the sweet punkin’ pies like, DRY, Vestal Blue (gotta watch him if purplebear is around, however…then see above!) John Larrigan, and Polycarp.
Oh my god! You guys are going to get me into SO much trouble! Wait, most who come to chat already know anyway:D.
And your point is?
(She never flirts with me, grumble. grumble. Am I too explicit? Or not explicit enough?) 
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Not very, um…hard…: (this is just from today)
Shameless vixen! I have only one thing to say to you:
Will you marry me?
Hmm…first she thinks my username is original, then she thinks I’m sweet and not at all naughty.
Hey, I’m fooling at least one person on this board! 
Don’t let my innocent look fool you.
I’m not only naughty, I’m NASTY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyone else really wish ChiefScott had specified homosapien in that statement? Afterall, he’s been at sea a while now…
BTW, Falcon, this one’s a sweet-talker, eh? [winking smilie omitted for ChiefScott] I can just hear the sweet nothings during foreplay.
“Female? Okay–lay here. Ah, that’s it…There she blows! Thanks, I needed that. That’ll be all–dismissed.”
The above was for comic relief only–I am not looking to get my butt kicked when I visit Norfolk. So, “ha, ha, funny, eh Chief?”
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Ummm…Just what did you mean by that, Anti Pro?
Just curious, of course. 
I am, naturally, pleased that my name isn’t mentioned as one of the naughty ones. Or am I? <pleased, that is>
As to the OP: no comment. I plead the 5th. And, I sure hope that Chief gets some SOON! :eek:
I’m *** REALLY *** beginning to regret that your dream involving me was just that, only a dream.
i’d have to give my vote to audreyk. she knows why
I am not naughty. Really. Well, in select company…
If you ever feel you need someone to practice on, I am right around the corner!