“Stephen, Stephen, he’s a handsome man his name is Stephen…”
Colbert, that is.
“Stephen, Stephen, he’s a handsome man his name is Stephen…”
Colbert, that is.
And she won’t ever, being as she’ll be my future wife. Mygawd, she’s cute.
Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson on Glee. It gives me a terrible robbin’ the cradle feeling (yeah I know he’s actually roughly my age), but goddamn he is a good looking man.
There are two: Patrick Jane on The Mentalist and Neal Caffrey on White Collar. I cheat on them with Dr. Hank on Royal Pains, though. Don’t tell.
At one time I had the most intense TV crush of all time on Claire Danes, back in her “My So-Called Life” days. To this day I can’t stand that awful Jared Leto, and I actually kvelled a bit when Ed Norton smashed his face into pulp in “Fight Club”.
Connor Temple is the one I can bring home to Mom and Dad, and Eric Northman is the one I can’t 
I’ve had an ongoing crush on Anthony Bourdain for several years now… Tall, dark, snarky, and profane? And he can cook? Score!
(I don’t know whether I should admit to my other TV crush: Cpt. Sig Hansen of the Northwestern, from Deadliest Catch. He’d drive me nuts in real life, and he’s not traditionally all that good-looking, but I find him fascinating.)
The fact that they’re gay disqualifies Anderson Cooper and Tim Gunn, so I’ll go with John Slattery of Mad Men.
Who knew I had such a thing for the silver-haired crew?
I might briefly trade for a little quality time with Denis Leary, but the Scottish accent will draw me back to Gordon. sigh
Guess I like the profane blondes more than I thought.
Shemar Moore from Criminal Minds. My sister and I have nick-named him Hot Chocolate. I want him for Christmas. 
I don’t know if she’s ever appeared on series TV, but… .Julia Styles.
More appropriate to my actual age, Valerie Bertinelli. God, I loved her, back in the day.
Sarah Lancaster, who plays Chuck’s sister, Ellie, on Chuck. I love Yvonne Strahovski, too, and they are both ridiculously gorgeous and they both seem really sweet, but Miss Lancaster wins my heart. In addition to looking like a goddess, there’s something about her voice and her nurturing nature that really gets me.
Matthew Fox.
A Wyoming born-and-bred man who’s good looking, can ride a horse, AND act. Oh, and he loves his wife and children.
If he could learn to play the guitar and sing, he might be the perfect man.
I want to marry John Krasinski, stupid Emily Blunt.
Alyssa Milano. Even if she becomes a huge slut someday, she’ll always be my teen heartthrob from “Who’s the Boss.” But, if I’m in the mood for something a little dirtier, I would go with Christina Applegate from Married with Children.
Kirsten Vangsness on Criminal Minds.
Used to be Cat Deeley.
Not watching a lot of TV right now. In fact, am missing SYTYCD right now.
My tv boyfriend is a local news anchor, so I actually get to look at him every day. I know him in real life, and he is so nice and so funny, in addition to being very attractive. Once I asked his wife if he really is that nice all the time, and she said yes- she came from a big scrapping family and it took her a long time to get used to him, because he really is just that nice, all the time. Sigh. He’s so awesome.
Is Don Draper too much of a cliche? Because he’s a horrible person but I would do him so fast it would confuse him.
I’m sorry, but I HAVE to choose two.
For amusement and intellectual purposes - Sheldon Cooper. I would totally not understand 90% of what he said, but I could hang out with the rest of the guys and be entertained and educated at the same time.
For physical attraction - Josh Harris, who I think is insanely cute, but FARFARFAR too young for me.