Sorry, she’s mine! Yvonne is actually away for the summer and I’m not cool with the long distance relationship, but once she comes back on September 13, I’ll probably get back with her. SO STAY AWAY. 
No! No! Yvonne is mine! Mine, I tells you – Mine! She is my precious!
(Well, one of them, anyways…)
Are you threatening the “Dastardly Disruptor”?
http://picasaweb.google.com/davidhughettkanab986756/DisruptorPics02#
Beware the might of my absurdly-long pinky fingernails!
Bwah Ha Ha!
Yeah, but it’s Eddie I love. I want him to go back to Monty and Fiona. Who’s taking care of Pete? What happened to the matchbook collection? How do you like me so far?
Cote de Pablo (Ziva on NCIS)
Gabrielle Anwar (Fiona on Burn Notice)
Maggie Lawson (Juliet on Psych)
Without question or hesitation, Niobe from HBO’s Rome.
Are the stars big enough for a man to climb through?
I have a crush on Chris Hayes (journalist), I love when he’s on Rachel Maddow’s show
Pauley Perrette.
**Rashida Jones **from Parks And Recreation. Daughter of the also exquisite Peggy Lipton.
Runner-up, **Julie Bowen **from whatever that show is that I always forget to watch. Modern Family?
That’s ok. Just don’t tell her I’m double-timing her with Fredricka Whitfield over at CNN. 
The ultimate TV girlfriend is Tina “Katie Douglas” Cole of My Three Sons fame
Too fertile.
I can’t help it- it’s in the eyes and I want to do Progessive Insurance’s Flo in the worst way.
Fritz on The Closer. I’d be a lot nicer to him than Brenda is.
Kelly Kapoor. Mmmmmm
No love for Christina Hendricks?
That’s fine, I’ll take her.
Ellsworth from Deadwood is my TV Boyfriend. (Really, Jim Beaver in anything is guaranteed to have me in his corner. I love that man.)
Gillian Foster from Lie to Me is my TV Girlfriend. I’d also like to be her when I grow up.
Yes.
Really, my answer could have been thus: Any (or all) of the tasty women from Rome.
And by the by, let’s not forget Octavia, Atia of the Julii, Cleopatra, or, for that matter, Egeria.
