Listen here fang banger, Eric has you glamored into thinking that kind of shit is okay while he goes around sleeping with Sleeps With Butterflies and who knows who else!
So while you’re stuck wearing turtlenecks in the summer and avoiding garlic, I have to my Yvonne from scum like gytalf2000.
SO BACK OFF!
Tr0psn4j, future Fellowship Of The Sun member. And pretty darn bored today.
I’m kinda digging the Scottish genie in the fiber commercials. He’s not bad looking but the accent pushes him into the hotness zone. All these women that can only wish for fiber cereals/bars are obviously dead inside.
You don’t have to, I’ll take him off your hands.
Yum.
Not if you can’t even spell his name! 
His name might be House but she calls him Hous for short. 
Gul Dukat before he went round the bend.
I’m twisted.
Hell yes! Yummy, suave, and man enough to kick in a door or two when needed.
DAMN YOU FOR BEATING ME TOO HER!
Although *Castle’*s M.E. Lanie Parish (Tamala Jones) is a nice consolation prize! Link
Oh, yeah! Sometimes when I’m watching, I kinda hope someone will try to mix it up with him, just so I can talk to the TV:
“Dude; you’re trying to fuck wit’ Morgan. Nobody fucks wit’ Morgan!”
Boring, stereotypical answer, I know, but it’s all about Kari Byron. But that’s largely because Anna Friel and Mickie James (pro wrestler) are no longer on the screen.
Timothy Hutton and Keith Olbermann
Ned from Pushing Daisies is all mine. 
He’s tall, handsome, sweet, a skilled pie-maker, and he’s got an awesome fashion sense (that coat!) swoons
I’ve only watched a few episodes so far, so maybe the show goes dramatically downhill and I will be embarrassed about posting this, but I claim Michael from Burn Notice. Attractive, confident, funny, smart, more than a little bit lethal, even worse at human relationships than I am–God, I’m such a sucker for that combination.
Martha Jones from Doctor Who.
Not sure who I’d crush on, but somehow I’d probably end up engaged to Dwight.
And then I’d never be seen or heard from again.
You can have Cam if I can have Angela…
Really? Somebody likes Mawfa?
Geez, who doesn’t?
You know, she’s just kind of… there. She’s no Rose, she’s no Donna, just… meh. Sorry.
I liked Rose okay, but I like Martha MUCH more.
I haven’t seen much Donna yet.