I like Zebrashasha. She’s one of our youngest users – 16, I think. So maybe the name is a pop culture reference that I don’t understand. But without anything to connect it to other than a 16 year old girl, it just makes me laugh and think of someone who has panache.
Someone read something I posted? Granted, I am a dude, but we are all unisex in this box. Oh, and no pop culture here - I am as far away from pop culture as baking soda and vinegar is from Pompeii.
As for the OP, I always liked calm kiwi. Ironically, it flies off the tounge.
ZebraShaSha, Hot Buttered Toast, Limbo Donni, Go You Big Red Fire Engine, Amazon Floozy Goddess, and ZombiesAteMyBrain.
There are many more, but those are the first that come to mind.
Ohh, there are too many!
Everyone mentioned above, and also Rufus Xavier, Really Not All That Bright, Spectre of Pithecanthropus, and a bazillion others.
::smooch::
For some reason Earl Snake-hips Tucker (or however he spells it) makes me laugh. I think it’s because every time I read it, I visualize a redneck dancing like Axl Rose.
And as always, imthecowgodmoo is the gold standard.
I’ll go with the classics…Athena, Dante, and the other literary or mythical names.
CK Dexter Haven’s another good one, although I don’t know the significance. Polycarp is good just because.
I like CrankyAsAnOldMan. If I ever join another board, I am stealing it. 
[sub]It doesn’t hurt that I like the poster, too.[/sub]
Brave New Squirrel - Another “why didn’t I think of that?”
Uncle Beer - I wouldn’t use it but it just makes me laugh for some reason. I guess I just can’t imagine how someone would earn that nickname.
Another vote for Go You Big Red Fire Engine because it’s just silly.
Also, the infamous Atomic Badger Racing. It’s brilliant!
Atomic Badger Racing is GOLD.
That’s all I wanted to say!
I guess I like the ones with geek appeal. Go figure.
Left Hand of Dorkness.
Punoqllads.
Czarcasm.
Siddhartha Vicious.
Chairman Pow.
I like Chairman Pow. My all-time fave (though I don’t know if the user is still active):
Wristy McSlashalot.
Fantastic.
Don’t poke the bear, Dad!
Now wait just a minute. Geek? I take exception to being correctly labelled. 
Watch it there, monkey boy!
What about classically inspired?
Definitely Patty O’Furniture. And also dorkusmalorkusmafia. I also like the way cc waterback sounds but I don’t really know why. And roadwalker.
Originally posted by Cervaise
Hey, thanks.
Another vote or Shirley UJest. Sat on a cookie is cute. And Descartes before the horse
I’m not too fond of pretentious names, did you notice?
I like Bruce_Daddy. As I said in an earlier thread I am too lazy to dig up, it reminds me of a guy driving his low rider around, arm around a ho with a 40 dangling from his hand. I can just imagine Barry White saying his name like: “Bruce…daddy.”
I love the name **Qadgop the Mercotan **. I haven’t a clue what it means, but it just feels so good to say it.
As ever,**Czarcasm.**I knew from the first moment I saw it,it would never be matched for brevity and regal snippines.