Filthy Beast
Cracks me up every time. His posts aren’t bad either.
The reference here is that “Zev Steinhardt” is what my parents named me. Zev is Hebrew for “wolf.” Steinhardt is my last name. 
Zev Steinhardt
**EddyTeddyFreddy
danceswithcats
Czarcasm
ccwaterback
GaWd
t-keela**
Lots more, TNTC.
Oh, and how could I forget Nightwatch Trailer one of my favorites since I first started to post here. Can’t quite wrap my mind around how it makes me feel every time I see it…creative, for starters. Fun name.
i like t-keela , and Jodi which is my name and someone who only posted once and stole my nickname, juju
what’s up with PussyCow?
ZebraShaSha.
Hands down. I could say that name over and over all day. Makes me grin every time I see it.
Twice I’ve spent all day with another user’s name in my head, and I don’t know why it was either of these names, but they were BippyTheBeardless and Laughing Lagomorph. They just had a nice ring to them I guess, and I kept saying it over and over in my head.
Exapno Mapcase - if you don’t make up a name yourself, this is about as great as it gets.
SwimmingRiddles - cryptically poetic.
My favorites are the pun names like Sue Duhnym (not influenced by the fact she once said I was her hero (under my old name, zgystardst)) and Candid Gamera. But El Cid Viscoso is just plain brilliant, and as Google shows, utterly unique on the web.
Someone named runcible made one post in 2003. That’s pretty cool, too. “runcible spoon” would make a good user name.
Siddhartha Vicious, Atomic Badger Racing, flamingbananas, Interrobang!?, Go You Big Red Fire Engine, Amazon Floozy Goddess, ZombiesAteMyBrain.
I’m pretty sure there are more, but those are the ones that first came to mind.
I wonder how many people who’ve posted to this thread remember that the name Czarcasm was the result of a board-wide poll.
Sound of jack-booted thugs coming up the stairs
In fact, I remember his OLD name.
Door being kicked in
You wanna know what it was? I’ll tell you!
Screams, muffled thuds
His real name is s…
NO CARRIER
That just proves that this board is quite exceptional in taste. I was going to post Czarcasm, but now I’ll have to re-evaluate how cool it is. It could possibly be better now though. Hmmmm.
Well, that was a good way to make my first post completely devoid of relevant information…
Czarcasm is terrific. Pseudotriton Ruber Ruber is just cool. The first part sounds all sci-fi, the rest has a nice rhythmic repetition to it. And it’s still cool when you find out what it means. Doomtrain sounds like what it means.
I’m surprised that 1920’s Style Death Rays hasn’t been nominated. Also, is there now a Toast Museum? Atomic Badger Racing rocks, so you’d think someone would try that.
The only one I’d say I envy is Marley. It’s MY freaking name, and whoever that is posted only 72 times- all more than 2 years ago. Blarg.
Just wanted to pop by and say thanks for this mention. 
I’m always happy to amuse in some fashion.
As for usernames I envy, it’d be FilmGeek - a moniker which aptly describes me, and which I might well have taken given the chance.
Danceswithcats is my fav.
but I’m strangely drawn to Atomic Badger Racing
I like Art Vandelay, Architect and Kel Varnsen, Latex Division because I enjoy Seinfeld references.
And I always liked the name PurpleCrackWhore, too, elbows.
Mirror Image egamI rorriM is another favorite.
Seriously!? Dude, you have like, the best name, EVER! When you introduce yourself to people, do you just call yourself Zev, or do you say “Zev Steinhardt”. 'Cause there’s no way I could only call myself Zev. Also, I would always make everyone, everywhere, call me by my full name.
::wanders away wishing he had a wicked cool name like Zev Steinhardt…::
A David Lynch road romance murder movie could be made starring these two just because of their names: Earl Snake-Hips Tucker and FireUnderpantsBoobs.
But probably my favorite was a troll who lasted about 2 seconds here: Shut the Fuck Up Donny.
Isn’t Polycarp a Pokemon?
As for my vote, I really like ZebraShaSha. It’s just so fun to say and read. ZebraShaSha…
I like both of those, as well.
My all-time favorite, though, is still Superdude. I mean, man, named after a dead hamster from the Simpsons PLUS it’s an awesome name. How much cooler can you get?
Wasn’t Superdude a skit character on the Nickelodeon show All That as well? Back when it was funny once in a while?