This is probably very ignorant of me, but why exactly do we have this smiley? Why not one for “Manic-depressive vegan Latvian transsexual”?
Are you allowed to use it if you’re not a happy orthodox Jewish man?
Okay, anyone who mentions the oxymoron in the title gets smacked on the bum!
Stupid typos…grumble mumble…
A HIPPY Orthodox Jewish Man?
Like, cosmic, man.
I thought the locks were springs (i.e. a hoppy Orthodox Jewish Man)
Ah well, you live and learn…
<bends over in submission to punishment>
I like the Happy Orthodox Jewish Man. But I’m afraid that maybe he has limited usages, and that I will violate said usages if I use him just because I like him. Nor have I ever seen anyone else use him. He lives only on the Reply page.
Also, I don’t know any Happy Orthodox Jewish Men, so I don’t know what makes them happy, and what that has to do with their Orthodox Jewish extraction.
;j
“Hippy orthodox jewish man” - wasn’t that Jesus?
I think it’s an elf…
And I will use it because he’s happy.
one day there was a happy elf.
;j
that day he was shot by arrows
^
:eek: <- <- <-
he vomited to death
:o
he wasn’t happy anymore
All about the Happy Orthodox Jewish man.
;j
Mangetout, as penance you are to recite the Ashamnu and Al Het confessionals, then repeat the verse V’hu rachum three times. (The thirteen words in the verse take the place of the maximum penalty of thirty-nine lashes.)
Okay, OKAY! So I misspelt ‘happy’!! mangetout and jjimm, please smack yourselves on my behalf.
hebesphenomegacorona, wouldn’t an elf shot down by arrows find better ways of dying than vomiting?
And, lel, thank you for the link…I followed it a few networks up and landed up with this, which is where the Happy Orthodox Jewish Man was born.
The one I don’t understand is the orange yawning smilie with the closed eyes. Is he asleep? Dead? Giving a blow-job?
I vote for the blow job.
You’re in popular company then, Kalhoun.
To me, the orange one looks like a bad case of constipation. Straining to get it out, so to speak.
I thought that was death by radiation.
Yeah, but there’s not to much room for dead smilies. Maybe he could vomit up blood…
the new version!
Here is mister elf.
;j
mister elf got shot with arrows.
^
:eek: <- <- <-
Mister elf got irradiated by a missle.
l000000l
************l000000l
************\00000/
*************\000/
************* \00/
*********** /
^ ********_______________
:eek:
Mister elf vomited blood to death
^
:o
I was using this smiley as part of my signature when I was named Supreme Judge and Executioner of the “a” thread.
It was nice while it lasted.
;j