Hmmm, after you said that I did some googling, and it may be “two hype feet” which… well, that’s just silly. I like mine better (I did find some links that have “Too hype beat” as well, so it’s still not definite).
Big John has a problem
as you can plainly see
one moment he’s forty
the next he’s thirty-three
Big John keeps a-changing
before your very eyes
He’s twenty-five
and then nineteen
and then he’s ten in size.
Big John, Little John
what a way to go
Big John, Little John
He grew from high to low.
Nooo…must…not…click…on…link…
This one might be regional…
I’ve had it from a pitcher
And from a German mug
I’ve filled up a paper cup
And poured it from a jug
I’ve had beer mild,
I’ve had beer bold
I drink it whenever I can
But, a beer, is a beer, is a beer, is a beer
Until you tasted Hamms
What’s more disturbing, is that I was less than 10 years old when this stuck in my head. (Must have been all those SF Giant’s games I listened to on the radio)
I’ve had beer here, I’ve had beer there, but that’s beer over the dam.
I loved that jingle! Almost as much as the rocker arm assembly song.
Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It’s a duck blur
Might solve a mystery
Ooo oooh OOh
Or rewrite history!
Duck Tales!
Woo-oo
etc.
They’re three sad souls
Oh me, oh my
No brains, no heart, he is much too shy
But never mind, you three!
Here’s the wizard as you can see
He’ll fix that, 1-2-3
In that funny place
Called the world of Oz
Oh the world of Oz is a funny, funny place
Where everyone has a funny, funny face
All the streets are paved with gold
And no one ever grows old
In that funny land lives the Wizard of Oz
Norwegian Man, Norwegian Man
Did whatever Norwegians can
'Til he fell on a sword
Now he drives a Fjord
Look out! Here comes Norwegian Man!
Sorry!
Oh, I wish I were already there
Instead of here
Playing this song
I would have a big choc-o-late shake
A cheeseburger
And also (whoops) and also fries
And I would eat
My fries myself
And not give any
To my dumb brother
Hands off, they’re mine all mine…
It’s about time, it’s about space, it’s about two men in the strangest place. It’s about time, it’s about flight - Traveling faster than the speed of light.
Or:
Out west in Gopher Gulch lived Indian tribe.
Then come the pioneers, pushed them aside.
All Indians leave but two, they vow to fight.
What can two Indians do?
(Gibberish)
Go go gophers, watch them go go go.
Go go gophers, watch them go go go.
Nods of recognition so violent I bruised my chin and chest!
How 'bout:
Well, you know my name is Simon
and the things I draw(r) come true
Oh the picutres take me, take me over
Climb the ladder with you
OOooooOOOoooooooh
Some day we will fiiiiind
The Cities of Goooooooold!
I LOVED that show!
Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I found true love.
You met another and pffft you were gone.
Have you heard the Ramones’ cover of this?
Saturday Morning Cartoons’ Greatest Hits
There’s a pre-historic monster,
It came from outer space.
Created by the Martians
to destroy the human race.
The FBI is helpless,
it’s 20 stories tall…
Whaaaat can we do, who can we caaaall?
Call Toboooooor…the EIGHTH MAN!!
Call Toboooooor…the EIGHTH MAN!!
Faster than a rocket,
Quicker than a jet…
He’s the mighty Robot, he’s the one to get,
Call Tobooooor…THE EIGHTH MAN!!
Quick, call Tobor the…something, something something!!!
Whoa!!! Imogene Coco!!! Forgot all about this one…
BIG WORLD, LITTLE ATOM!! (SFX, theramin)
BIG WORLD, LITTLE ATOM!!!(ditto)
Oh it’s the big wooorld of little atom,
The (I forget) wooolrd of little atom!
You’re out in space.
You’re everyplace!
It’s the big wooooorld of little Atom
(refrain: "Big world, little atom, big world, little atom)
DEAR GOD…MAKE IT STOP!!!
Hercules…hero of song and story,
Hercules… winner of ancient glory,
With the strength of 10 ordinary men.
Hercules …(something that rhymes with “only the evil fear him”)
Hercules… only the evil fear him.
Fire in his eyes…
Iron in his thighs…
Virtue in his his heart…
(tire? buyer? ire?) in every part of the mighty…Hercules!!!
I have the feeling this is not the actual order of the original.
Super car…
Super car…
That’s all I remember.
At least you’re not wasting many brain cells.
Dashing and daring
Courageous and caring
[something]
All through the forest
they call out in chourus
[something something]
Gummi Beeeeeeaaaaarrrrrs!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere
High adventure and beyond compare
They are the Gummi Bears.