We’re off to Outer Space, to save the Human raaaace!
If you can’t ID it from that, you’re lucky, and I refuse to go on. The last time I tried to remember the lyrics, I got 'em all, and then had to spend days getting them out of my head.
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
Something something sky!
Godzilla! Godzilla!
And God-zu-key…
Damn, that show sucked. Catchy tune though.
Jem - Jem is excitement.
Oooooooh Jem - Jem is adventure.
Opppooh - Glamour and glitter, fashion and fame…
Jem! Jem is Truly Outrageous,
Truly, Truly, Truly Outrageous.
Woah, Jem. Jem!
The music’s contagious - Outrageous.
Jem is my name, no one else is the same
Jem is my name!
Giga-a-a-antor! Giga-a-antor!
Gigantor the space age robot,
he’s at your command!
Gigantor the space age robot,
his power lies in your hand.
Biger than big, taller than tall,
Quicker than quick, stronger than strong!
Ready to fight for right…against wrong!
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Dashing and daring
Courageous and caring
Faithful and friendly, the stories they share
All through the forest
they sing out in chorus
Marching along as their song fills the air!
Gummi Beeeeeeaaaaarrrrrs!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere
High adventure and beyond compare
They are the Gummi Bears.
Now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.
Astrology, Biology, Chemistry, Zoology,
Science AND technology!
My name is OG Readmore, my motto’s tried and true: read a book today, and then
you’ll say, “Oh Gee! I’ll read more, too!”
And, while it’s not a song, I can still hear the “In a Minute” music and title like it was yesterday.
Captain Planet, he’s our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
He’s our powers, magnified
And he’s fighting on the planet’s side
Captain Planet, he’s our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
Gonna help him somethingsomething
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder!
(To this day I don’t know WHY I ever voluntarily watched that show. I think someone was putting LSD in my Cheerios.)
Didn’t the Ramones cover this one too?
Jido…
changee…
Ki…ka…i…daaa…
The rest was in Japanese
Unless you grew up in Hawaii in the 70’s watching Japanese shows with English subtitles, you prob have no idea what it’s about…heh heh
The lyrics are She’s a small wonder, and she’ll make your heart take flight
Back To The OP
Visionaries, knights of the magical lights
Visionaries, with magical powers they fight.
Powers of strength and skill and speed
From the fiery depths of the eart where nightmares begin
Inhumaniods, Inhumanoids, the evil that lies within
Paw Paw Bears, Paw Paw Bears
When you get in trouble, and this goes double
Call the Paw Paw Bears
There goes Max on a brave adventure to victory again
And they owe it all to the four ply diaper and that safety pin
Fantastic Max
Somewhere some villain schemes, but his number’s up
Here comes Darkwing Duck
(When there’s trouble just call DW)
Friends for life through thick and thin
With another Talespin
The Dickies did a great cover of it.
The Dickies did a great cover of it.
From prehistory through the rock and roll spotlight,
We found a friend who helps us make it through alright,
Denver, the last dinosaur
Who solves trouble on the double? Clue Club!
Clue Club solved the crime.
I knew it all the time.
Sometimes, some crimes, go slipping through the cracks,
But these two gumshoes are picking up the slack
There’s no case too big, no case too small.
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on it’s time to go
Take one step and then again,
Just like that.
They’ve got a power and force like you’ve never seen before,
They’ve got the ability to morph and to even up the score
No one can ever take them down
The power lies on their side
Go, go Power Rangers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, heroes on the half shell, turtle power
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He’s a radical rat)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines
Rapheal is cool but crude (gimme a break)
Michelangelo is a party dude
(Tallyhawk!)
Partly metal partly real (bird cry) Silverhawks
Wings of silver, nerves of steel Silverhawks
Feel the magic, hear the roar
Thundercats are loose
Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats
La la la la la la,
la la la la la
La la la la la la
la la la la la
Transformers, more than meets the eye
Transformer, robots in disguise
Doot da doot da doo
Inspector Gadget
Doot da doot da doo
Hoo Hoo
In many cases I do know the whole song, but as SkipMagic pointed out most of these are still under copyright.
Hey little twelve toes, please come back again
Conjunction junction, what’s your function
You’ve got yours and I’ve got mine,
It’s called the nervous system
Popcorn, she’s my favorite movie star
Water is a drink that you can trust,
No one ever lost a tooth from rust.
It’s no blob if you train for a job!
Don’t be afraid, plan a career and get paid
And you won’t see the mean old future blob
Losers are users and users are losers
So don’t use drugs, don’t use drugs
I hanker for a hunk a cheese!
I’m a bill, yes I’m only a bill
Your molars grind
Your canines tear
Incisors bite right through
Zero my hero
How wonderful you are
It’s no fun to eat what you can’t even see
So don’t drown your food.
I hanker for a hunka
A slab a slice a chunka
I hanker for a hunka cheese!
When Captain America throws his mighty shield
All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!
When it’s time for a fight and a duel is due
then the Red and the White and the Blue’ll come through
When Captain America throws his mighty shield!
God, I LOVE that rhyme.
Dance your cares away
Worries for another day
Let the Fraggles play
Down in Fraggle Rock
In your satin tights
Fighting for your rights
Change our minds and change the world
I’m Chilly Willy the penguin
I’m frozen through and through
My head is hot and my feet are cold
Ah ee achoo
Huh huh huh huh huh
Huh huh huh huh huh
It’s the Woody Woodpecker song
M I C- See ya real soon
K E Y- Why? Because we like you
M O U S E
Dragonflies, maximize
Before the world grow dark and dies
Our only hope is in the skies
Danger and evil were everywhere
And nature thought we didn’t care
Who would help our world survive
Wou would keep our dream alive
Alive alive
Some alien hero was destined to hear the cry
The watcher known as Widget shot down from the sky
Who can do a hip hop better than a frog can
Street Frog
Grab a tiger by the tail
TigerSharks Tigersharks
C O M I C S T R I P
Come on take a trip on the comic strip
It’s the Great Space Coaster
Get on board
If teeth go (sound effect)
Or if you knees go (sound effect)
It’s certain you’ve met up with
Duckula
He’s the strongest
He’s the quickest
He’s the best
Swamp Thing, earth really needs you
Arcane is back for sure
Dopey Dog, Dopey Dog flying through the air
Dopey Dog, Dopey Dog flying everywhere
Dopey Dog we need you
Don’t let us down
Dopey Dog, Dopey Dog we need you
------That’s from an episode of The Real Ghostbusters–
It’s time for surprises, disguises
And pies of all sizes
Come on in to the place where fun never ends
Come in in, it’s time to party with Garfield and friends
When you know what’s kinda weird and you wish that you were there
Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere.
I like adventure
I like romance
I tell great jokes
Animal dance
I work my computer
I fly through the air
I play piano
And I’ve got blue hair
Way up in the trees live the Mon Chi Chi’s
Mon Chi Chi Mon Chi Chi
Now Amy is the sweeheart of the school
And Doyle’s got a lot to learn
Here at Galaxy High
So (I never could figure out what this part was) and chill with the spirit,
Hooray for Gravedale High
We are the Littles (something something) to and fro
We are the Littles, living with you don’t you know
Shine on, Leon Neon
Shine on, In the Dark
In the secret lab, of Professor Stahn
His creations are called the Powertrons
COPS, fighting crime in a future time
GI Joe, a real American hero
GI Joe will dare
He’ll never give up,
He’ll stay til the fight’s won
GI Joe is there
Out of the sky came the sound of a million cattle drives,
Moo Mesa up above the clouds
Like pop like son
Pop pop pop pop Popeye
Come on in, there’s no time for napping
Come to a place where anything can happen
The puppet chair is singing
Mr Window’s grinning
Cause Terry’s flying by
Jam Ball and fun for you all
Skip it, skip it
Doo skip, doo run, a doo hop hop
So come on, It’s mystery time
You can help us solve the crime
With Scooby, a pup named Scooby, a pup named Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo, Where are you? Scooby Doo
We’re tiny
We’re toony
We’re all a little loony
And in this cartoony we’re invading your tv
Come ride the Reading Rocket
In outer space we’ll fly
Miss Sandy as the pilot
With Rocko by her side
We’ll zoom across the sea of space
With books as friends we’ve made
And sail on through the summer
Into the second grade!
DocCathode, thanks for the Fraggle Rock revival now going on in my head…
<<clap clap>>
Here’s a story
of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls…
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip…
Come listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed…
Space…the final frontier…
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him…
Anyone spot this one…
“Boot stole the cookie from the… cookie jar.”
along with…
“Please, please, please don’t tickle my knees.”